Worst Day Ever Invented

Who ever invented Wednesday can go die. This is the worst day of the week. Our gym teacher thinks that humiliating us by running the mile every wednesday is healthy. Bahahaha, no, Mrs. P, It is just a ginormous self-esteem killer. Why can't we run like two laps twice a week? or a lap a day? its like the exact same thing. annnnnd it would probably be wayyyy healthier for everyone to run everyday instead of putting it  balls to the walls for just on tediously stupid day. thank god this is my last year of PE. Don't get me wrong, i like running for sports and stuff just not running without a purpose.

Word of the Day.

From the magical minds of Dirty Dolla Bill and Shiny Coppa Penny, I present to you the newest disease known to man kind.

A Patient Suffering from Zombie-Dinosaur Syndrome

Run, Run, I tell you!

Zombie-Dinosaur Syndrome- The chronic illness of the inability of running. Symptoms Include: Only being able to exceed a walking pace if one of the two creatures are in the process of chasing you.