Top Ten of the Week

Just a fore warning, this Top Ten might be a little bias because of the affinity I'm having for Awkward. at the moment.

10) PedoPhiles of the Facebook variety:  My account on Facebook was set up so you could still message me without being my friend. That quickly changed once this creeper started messaging me a couple hours ago. But don't worry! PedoBear has been blocked and reported. It's a bit hard to pull off saying you are 17 with a profile pic that suggests otherwise (cough cough). Creepahh!

9) After starting my job, I have realized that I had not touched a variety of substances in my life, also realized I do not want to. Food feels disgusting when it's all mixed together in the bottom of a sink. It's like touching puke without the bodily fluids.

8) Big Feet=Big Problems:  Ranging from a 9.5- an 11 is great challenge nowadays because larger sized shows are harder to come by. Seriously Macy's, how much business do you think you are going to get only having up to size nine. I know at least a third of my friends have my size or larger feet.

7) Weather: I'm not gonna b*tch about Oregon's weather because thats what everyone else is doing right now (when have I ever gone with the crowd). I'm gonna take a moment out of my day and just be thankful it's not snowing. I'm down with the rainin. Just tired of the complainin. Get used to it. or get a poncho.

6) The Fourth: Fireworks and BBQ!! I think I might skip the whole rodeo situation this year. I've went the last two years and it was nothing but boy drama. Being tired of the losers and other cretins that roam the rodeo grounds, is probably a good thing for this girl. Hey, I enjoy being single. I'm waiting for my Matty.

5) Magnetic Nail Polish: Really Coool!!! It's this polish that you paint on and then hold this magnet over for ten seconds and it creates these really trippy waves of color.

4) This is where I would talk about how excited I am for Magic Mike. But I've been going off about it for the past year so I'm pretty sure everyone is already tired of my male stripper babble. But YUM.

3) Clear Hair Products: I can't stop smelling my hair. It smells beyond fantastic to the ninth degree. Really floral not too creamy like most shampee+conditioner sets are these days. and OMG the smell has lasted all day long.

2) Matty McKibben: Played by Beau Mirchoff, he is perfection in human form.  My favorite scene from him tonight was when he was asking for another chance with Jenna. I'm in love. His eyes show so much emotion, sometimes they are what does his acting for him. His smile has the ability to knock you off your feet. Amazing.

1) AWKWARD.  : Really? I bet you never would've guessed ;). I feel like I'm watching an episode of my life every time I watch the show.  Everything is just so real and the characters are three dimensional. The plot has substance. If I could be the one to hand out the Emmy's, Awkward would get like fifty-thousand of them. I'm obsessed and I know you are tired of hearing it but thats the way it is.

Fried beyond recognition.

<p>&lt;p&gt;Going to dinner with grandparents is always an entertaining feat. Two blind people and one pair equals twenty minutes to read the menu plus another ten because I have to explain what each dish is. Then theres the round of "Does this sound good?" And "Have you ever had this?". You gotta love old people. Then the waitress arrived. Oh my god, you thought the first part was bad. In a nearly empty dining room it took her 30 minutes to finally swing by and give us our lukewarm water and take our order. At my request for a coke (i didnt think it was weird) she responded with rolling eyes and sourly added "that'll take a while, i have to get it from the bar." This lady must be some kinda stupid. We start our order, two fish&chips and a prime rib sandwich. Awhile later she finnnnally brings our salads, ranch either really bitter or really rotten. Then the main course arrives, looking promising at first glance. Then we discovered that at this particular restaurant a prime rib sandwich meant a slab of fat on a piece of toast and french fries weren't considered done until they were completely fried to nothing but a crispy shell. After finishing our three bites of slimy fish nuggets, we were ready to leave. We put our thirty-five dollar gift certificate along with a twenty dollar bill (was not worth even the twenty) and waited for the old bat to come and get it.  That didnt work either. We had to bring it to her. It was the most awkward meal i have ever eaten. Next time I'll opt for Crapplebees.