Top Ten of the Week

Just a fore warning, this Top Ten might be a little bias because of the affinity I'm having for Awkward. at the moment.

10) PedoPhiles of the Facebook variety:  My account on Facebook was set up so you could still message me without being my friend. That quickly changed once this creeper started messaging me a couple hours ago. But don't worry! PedoBear has been blocked and reported. It's a bit hard to pull off saying you are 17 with a profile pic that suggests otherwise (cough cough). Creepahh!

9) After starting my job, I have realized that I had not touched a variety of substances in my life, also realized I do not want to. Food feels disgusting when it's all mixed together in the bottom of a sink. It's like touching puke without the bodily fluids.

8) Big Feet=Big Problems:  Ranging from a 9.5- an 11 is great challenge nowadays because larger sized shows are harder to come by. Seriously Macy's, how much business do you think you are going to get only having up to size nine. I know at least a third of my friends have my size or larger feet.

7) Weather: I'm not gonna b*tch about Oregon's weather because thats what everyone else is doing right now (when have I ever gone with the crowd). I'm gonna take a moment out of my day and just be thankful it's not snowing. I'm down with the rainin. Just tired of the complainin. Get used to it. or get a poncho.

6) The Fourth: Fireworks and BBQ!! I think I might skip the whole rodeo situation this year. I've went the last two years and it was nothing but boy drama. Being tired of the losers and other cretins that roam the rodeo grounds, is probably a good thing for this girl. Hey, I enjoy being single. I'm waiting for my Matty.

5) Magnetic Nail Polish: Really Coool!!! It's this polish that you paint on and then hold this magnet over for ten seconds and it creates these really trippy waves of color.

4) This is where I would talk about how excited I am for Magic Mike. But I've been going off about it for the past year so I'm pretty sure everyone is already tired of my male stripper babble. But YUM.

3) Clear Hair Products: I can't stop smelling my hair. It smells beyond fantastic to the ninth degree. Really floral not too creamy like most shampee+conditioner sets are these days. and OMG the smell has lasted all day long.

2) Matty McKibben: Played by Beau Mirchoff, he is perfection in human form.  My favorite scene from him tonight was when he was asking for another chance with Jenna. I'm in love. His eyes show so much emotion, sometimes they are what does his acting for him. His smile has the ability to knock you off your feet. Amazing.

1) AWKWARD.  : Really? I bet you never would've guessed ;). I feel like I'm watching an episode of my life every time I watch the show.  Everything is just so real and the characters are three dimensional. The plot has substance. If I could be the one to hand out the Emmy's, Awkward would get like fifty-thousand of them. I'm obsessed and I know you are tired of hearing it but thats the way it is.

Rubbed Raw and Reeling

You may've noticed the title to this entry is the same title used in the pilot episode on Awkward. in Jenna's blog. There was a little thought put behind my title choice for tonight. The season premiere of the beloved show did just that, rubbed me raw and left me reeling.
Frustrated as I am, with Jenna's choice and the outcome of last seasons cliffhanger, I still love the show. What can I say? It cracked my hard candy shell and has me oozing with sticky sweet love.
Events you need to be aware of before watching this new epi:

• Jenna's mom wrote the carefrontation letter (or so we all think based on solid evidence) 
• She chose Jake over Matty at the formal. I'm gonna pulla Tamara and go ahead and Ugly Cry on this one. :.....(
• Outside of the show, Molly Tarlov (ArchNem Sadie) has lost the weight. Great. Now she'll probably just get worse.
• Lissa forgave Jenna and is now trying to be her friend.
• Matty is still irrevocably in love with Jenna. Still Ugly Crying!!! I Love You Matty!!!!

The Object of My Affection

SPOILER ALERT: DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON' WANNA KNOW THE DIRTY DEETS!!!

The pluses and the minuses of the episode, "Resolutions", is directly related to how you feel about the show. If you are Team Matty than you will be just as bummed after the show as I am. On the other hand, if blondie is more your style, than you are probably in love with the show right now.

What to look forward to:

• Jake finding out that Matty was the one to give Jenna the Hymen Hammer.
• Uh-Oh!!! The Sanctuary had a security camera up the whole time!! Lots of juice was caught on tape. ;) Maybe some Matty Jenna action too.
• Jenna going to Church camp!!! Haha OMG!!
• And hopefully Matty making an uber bold move to win back Jenna's heart. I'm thinking he should go Heath Ledger status from Ten Things I Hate About You. Marching band, PA system, corny love song, the whole shebang. 

As much as I hate the fact that Jenna chose Jake, I'm still waiting in anticipation for next weeks episode. I'm reeling for more of my Matty. There is no way around loving this show. Jenna is my inspiration to take control of my life and to do things the way I want them to be done. Be bold and make people look, not for the bad but show them that you can exceed their expectations while being who you are. She is the reason I am writing this now. I can't stress this enough!! If you haven't watched this show, head on one to MTV.com and catch an episode or two, you won't regret it, you will be hooked.

Awkward is on in less than a week!!

Matty McKibben I Love You 

Yee-Haw Awkwardians! We have almost made it to Season Two!!! From what I've heard Matty is still very much in the picture so all you Team Matty's (like my self), we will not have to mope through the entire season, just when Jake is in the picture. I hate that Jenna chose Jake so much!!! I hate hate hate it. I don't think I've ever been so mad at Jenna in my entire life!

Made my day a touch brighter

Matty McKibben, Marry Me?