If you don't like help, don't ask for it.

Being a good friend is sometimes not what some people need.  I have this one friend who refuses to listen to the voice of reason and instead goes around doing the things that she says she doesn't want to be doing. As soon as she gets done partying or being with this guy, she feels like crap and comes balling to me, saying sh*t like how she doesn't have any good friends and doesn't want people to use her any more. Since I'm trying to be a good friend, I'll tell her that she's better than that and that she does have lots of good friends. Truth is I'm lying. It's nobody's fault but your own sweetheart. You cause all this drama and you decide to hang out with the losers who sleep with your boyfriend. Something does not add up. If you want YOUR life to change than YOU have to be the one to change it. Sorry but thats the truth. If you don't like it keep lying to yourself, it will just hurt you more.

Guide to blowing people off

Guide to blowing people off brought to you by yours truly.
In my time, I have had many of my "friends" blow me off, using dumb excuses or I catch them in their lie. So I have decided to help you, my readers, in the art of blowing people off.

By following five simple steps, I can help you avoid detection. And you will never have to hang out with losers again.

Step One: Make your excuse worthy, weddings, funerals, doctors appointments, and trips with the parents are all sure fire excuses.

Step Two: Always break it to them over the phone, sound sincere, apologize, give two to three details and hang the phone up. Don't drag it out, they will just ask more questions.

Step Three: Don't cross paths!! The biggest mistake a person could make, is going to a place where the person you are bailing on might be. Staying home or going out of town is your best options.

Step Four: Do not post pics or status updates on Facebook about what you are actually doing, if you do this, I am sorry there isn't any hope for you. You are a moron. Don't even bother reading the last step.

Step Five: Upon seeing the person again, apologize again and offer to try for another time. Don't set anything up, just say another time.

If the guide doesn't work for you, the person you are trying to fool must be a mindreader or you are trying it on me. That doesn't work either. Dirty Dolla knows whats up.

Bad Friends aren't Friends

Have you ever had a friend that is like a bad drug? A person that pulls you in, excludes you from anyone else and uses you when they want.  I have a class A contender. This person is socially retarded, she says mean things to all of my other friends, but I've been her friend for a while now. I have no idea how to handle the situation. She is all nice and my "Best Friend" until her boyfriend or someone better comes along. She always makes up excuse as to why she can't hang out. It's all total bullish*t. When she's acting like my friend, I have some of the best times, but it's not worth losing all of my other friends that actually like me and are not just using me, Ya know? I can't stand the way she treats my good friends. They don't like her. She doesn't like them. It's always one or the other with her. IDK it's almost like she's completely changed as a person, her values went to sh*t and all she talks about is her boyfriend. UN-FREAKIN-BEARABLE.  I would kick her to the curb but she's like my best friend, I'm used to calling her up and telling her all my secrets. Recently she avoids my calls and only gets in contact if she needs something.  Cutting her out would probably be better for me emotionally but who do I call if I have something I need to talk about? I've known her for so long it would be weird not having her as my best friend, but in truth I haven't been her best friend for a long time. I think I know what I have to do....