Picking Up the Pieces..

Our tiny little school has been through so much over the past few years and we were hit with another tragedy this weekend. A good friend of mine, Joe Spencer, made the mistake of choosing to end his life last Friday and leave us all behind in his wake.
The Oakland High School has been in shambles since then. We are all confused on so many different levels. Our tight knit community just shut down on the spot.
Losing Joe has changed things for a lot of people, we lost a friend, brother, son, cousin, student, team mate. I can't even comprehend the pain felt by his family at this time. The best I can do is empathize and pray for them to get through this hard time.
The reality definitely hasn't set in and probably will take months to get the full affect of everything. Now I just get the chills thinking about it and catch myself refusing to believe the truth of the situation. I keep pushing it under the rug and telling myself lies to keep the tears away. I need to face the cold hard truth. Emotional breakdown or not, lying to myself is getting me no where.
I would like everyone to know that if you need someone to hug, cry with, or talk to, I am always here. You can always come to me. I need you just as much as you need me. I love all of you <3

Drunk Dialing

Well, you guys might remember a couple of entries ago there was a guy that was going out with one of my frenemies. Well he is not anymore. Ya wanna know how I know this? I got a phone call at three o'clock in the morning. Not really the best way to find out. Ha. He was plastered to the fourth degree and going off about how much of a bee-otch the other girl was. My reply was, if you thought that than why did you date her in the first place. You could say that I'm kinda sorta disappointed with the situation. I'm good enough to be the shoulder to cry on but not much else. They will probably get back together with in this week and the whole drunken condo between us long forgotten under the haze of a hangover.

Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.

Guide to blowing people off

Guide to blowing people off brought to you by yours truly.
In my time, I have had many of my "friends" blow me off, using dumb excuses or I catch them in their lie. So I have decided to help you, my readers, in the art of blowing people off.

By following five simple steps, I can help you avoid detection. And you will never have to hang out with losers again.

Step One: Make your excuse worthy, weddings, funerals, doctors appointments, and trips with the parents are all sure fire excuses.

Step Two: Always break it to them over the phone, sound sincere, apologize, give two to three details and hang the phone up. Don't drag it out, they will just ask more questions.

Step Three: Don't cross paths!! The biggest mistake a person could make, is going to a place where the person you are bailing on might be. Staying home or going out of town is your best options.

Step Four: Do not post pics or status updates on Facebook about what you are actually doing, if you do this, I am sorry there isn't any hope for you. You are a moron. Don't even bother reading the last step.

Step Five: Upon seeing the person again, apologize again and offer to try for another time. Don't set anything up, just say another time.

If the guide doesn't work for you, the person you are trying to fool must be a mindreader or you are trying it on me. That doesn't work either. Dirty Dolla knows whats up.

Pennies for thoughts

No body likes nasty skitches, especially of the 'incredibly b*tchy' variety. These of which, Oakland is teeming with. Vile and disgusting, they continue to walk our halls and spread words of cruelty to the rest of the high school population. Case in point, news had spread through the school that someone was using their instagram app for evil. This skitch took a picture of a group of girls having fun and enjoying the warm weather (all in some form of shorts) and spun the picture with some form of derogatory terms, cooch hanging out or the like. Where does this bi*tch get off? I'll tell you where, HOE-valley. Ironic that she would be the one to say this about these girls ,when she her self is unable to keep her legs closed and her a** cheeks from falling out of her barely there mini-skirts. ;) If you're gonna be a hater, just hate yourself like we all do.

PS-  All info of this blog could be purely fictional, only my closest friends and frenemies will ever know ;) sooooo keep the PO-PO out of my bizzznach ya'all!
With Muches loves and a touch a' hate to all those fakers out there,

THE D$B

Quotes from my mind.

My friendship doesn't come with a receipt,

Totally off topic but adorable none the less

You can't take it back for returns or refunds.
Warranties aren't available either,
If you break it, sorry I don't give you another one.
I'm a cash only type of girl,
Credit cards just get you played.

You could give me the light of a thousand suns,
Then I'd tell you I want darkness.
Light is for the cowards who can't find their way home in the dark.

No matter what you're doing, who you're with, or what its about, I'm there. Through and Through. 100%. Friends don't mean anything unless you can count on them.

If you look at something for long enough, you can make connections with anything else in the world.

Most of the people who pick at you and the things you do, its because they only have the ability to see fault when there head is shoved that far up their own a**es.

Often Imitated but Never Duplicated

Eriann and I <3

Me and Jeb Harperrr

Shawn Needles,  Meeeeee, anddd the notorios ShinyCoppaPenny

still kickinnnnn

Sorry I haven't updated in forevvvs dolls, trust me babies I'm still kickkin. Been so busy with the socially unacceptable drivers ed. Buttt ya allz don't be gettin the wrong impression, I'm still flossin' like Ivana... Trump ;). So for the DUH factor of the week, i gotz to say, this one chick at my school totally wins in that category.

Heres the DL:  Well there's this one really impressionable girl at my school (not the smartest person on earth) that fell in to a total sh*t storm of epic proportions. It all started when her skanky "BestFriend" slept with her ex(not really, they were still kinda FWBing it up)-Boyfriend. What a b*tch move on the friends part. G-Ross X10. If I had been the girl that this bad stuff happened to, I woulda wiped the halls with that ho's face. Buhhhht unfortunately I am not her, and she is a sweetheart and let the trollop back into her BFF circle with no punishment.
Then it gets totes juicy, the WFF (whore friend forever) decided it would be a good idea to drag her forgiving friend down with her when she got busted for drugs (surprising that such a good friend would do such a thing, i know) and completely screwed up things for the girl becuzz now the nice girl is busted by the Parental Control, and the WFF walks free of school (she was expelled), The Parental Controls (OBVZ her parents either are completely oblivious to their daughters lewd acts or they don't care), and she don't gotta deal with dramma with her friend becuzz the 'forgiving' friend doesn't realized how big of a hole the WFF dug for her and through her in. It just proved that the WFF could sketch it out with her boyfriend annnnnd on top of that get her completely in trouble without reciprocation.

Some People.... Jesus.

T.G.I.T. Can Suck It.

Today was an awful day. For multiple reasons.

GAAAW.....Every one seemed to be on annoying mode, walking around with a serious case of Jerk-La-Whore.  Including, me. I was in a terrible mood (I hoped nobody noticed).  Every little thing hit me like the dickens.
ANDDD..... Some stuff happened, not major stuff, but it felt like major shizznat when it went down.
I hope you all know how loyal I am to my friends, andd if ya don't, theeeen you OBVS don't know me. If I hear something concerning one of my closest friends and theres even the SLIGHTEST possibility that it might hurt her in someway, I will tell her. In my opinion, everyone deserves to know information about them selves. Holding it back could make things way worse in later events.  I always have my besties backs and I hope they have mine. :)

ANNNd, If you ever hear annnnnnnything about me, I trust you guys to tell me. MUCH MUCH LOVE :)

Down and Out

<p>I'm in a very sketchy predicament. I hate letting my friends down, they mean the world to me. IF you're reading this doll's, i will make it up to you guys!!! I pinky swear! Much love- Dirty Dolla

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.

Every town has one, whether they lie to get out of trouble, just to cause trouble for others, or to make themselves appeal to others (even if we see beyond their tall tales in the first place).  Unfortunately, where I live, we have one or more of each.  Compulsive or manipulative, which ever it is it's freakin' annoying.
You know when you are stepping over the line when you have to make up rumors about yourself to get people to like you.  Listen here buddy, we might be nice to your face but really as soon as you walk away, you should know you have at least twenty of the meanest insults slammed into you.

I mean, we get how sucky it is to have no friends but if you stopped using people and lying your way in and out of things you might have some annnnnnnnnd  (SPOILER ALERT) they won't want you to get hit by a bus. You're Welcome ;)

Had to have a Sadie moment.

Extenzive Work

Funny Story of the Day:

The "Dirty" Culprit

Yesterday,  a group of us high schoolers were sitting in a big circle in the hall. A boy three people to my right, Andrew, whipped out a little bottle of what appeared at first to be some sort of energy supplement. In front of the group he gulped it down in two swigs. About to toss it in the trash, The boy sitting beside him asked if there was anymore left. To that Andrew replied "Yeah, Maybe. Try it".  Andrew tossed Tanner the small bottle.  Tanner unscrewed the top, with out looking at the outer label and sucked down the remaining drops of sickly sweet liquid.  Examining the the bottle afterwards, Tanner looked up. Mouth agape and eyes wide "EXTENZE!!! Male performance enhancement! Andrew, you retard!"  To that Andrew flailed about, reading the bottle while the rest of our group doubled over in hysterics. Andrew fled  the scene, headed towards the bathroom after just realizing he had drank a liquid form of viagra. Andrew showed up about fifteen minutes late to the next class and was effectively bombarded with erectile jokes of all kinds.  No one could seem to shut up about Mr. Hazvolds 'hard' tests and 'stiff' schedule.  Worst of all, we later found out that poor Andrew had unknowingly picked up the bottle from his couch and that it actually belonged to his mother. Talk about a MotherFu**ing C**kBlock. Of epic proportions.  Best memory so far of Sophomore year!

Comment your special high school memories!

Dirty Dolla Bill says Hello!

First post of the new blog, I might as well say hi!  This is Dirty Dolla Bill AKA Bree Callahan, or as my friends call me Double-D Bree (See what I did there? It's a play on my rap name and on my, well huh, you get the picture ;).  Actually no one calls me that, but it sounds pretty darn cool. Haha, maybe this will spark the flame for the fame of my new "name".)

The Origin of the Name

Shiny Coppa Penny herself

Goofing around, my friend Carolyn and I, gave ourselves rapper names.  Devices like Care Bear and BreeDog would not suffice for the awesomeness the two of us contain. We chose the monetary route, paying our respects to great 50 Cent (that one really hot black guy thats been shot to hell like six times). So the choices were eliminated down to Shiny Coppa Penny for Carolyn and Dirty Dolla Bill. Geniuses, you might ask? No, just really cool.