LULZTRUCK Bomb.

Just Because Everyone Needs to Watch

Often Imitated but Never Duplicated

Eriann and I <3

Me and Jeb Harperrr

Shawn Needles,  Meeeeee, anddd the notorios ShinyCoppaPenny

People who erk me off.

Ya know, im competitive but im HONEST and competitive. I enjoy a friendly game of tennis but when skitches try to cheat an sh*i, beezuz aint happenin up in this gym!!!! The posers know they are doin wrong when they start the classic "I hate this game" or " Can we just get this over?". It dont work like that. Have fun annnnd try not to lie. Gawwwd thats the dickens. End of story...

still kickinnnnn

Sorry I haven't updated in forevvvs dolls, trust me babies I'm still kickkin. Been so busy with the socially unacceptable drivers ed. Buttt ya allz don't be gettin the wrong impression, I'm still flossin' like Ivana... Trump ;). So for the DUH factor of the week, i gotz to say, this one chick at my school totally wins in that category.

Heres the DL:  Well there's this one really impressionable girl at my school (not the smartest person on earth) that fell in to a total sh*t storm of epic proportions. It all started when her skanky "BestFriend" slept with her ex(not really, they were still kinda FWBing it up)-Boyfriend. What a b*tch move on the friends part. G-Ross X10. If I had been the girl that this bad stuff happened to, I woulda wiped the halls with that ho's face. Buhhhht unfortunately I am not her, and she is a sweetheart and let the trollop back into her BFF circle with no punishment.
Then it gets totes juicy, the WFF (whore friend forever) decided it would be a good idea to drag her forgiving friend down with her when she got busted for drugs (surprising that such a good friend would do such a thing, i know) and completely screwed up things for the girl becuzz now the nice girl is busted by the Parental Control, and the WFF walks free of school (she was expelled), The Parental Controls (OBVZ her parents either are completely oblivious to their daughters lewd acts or they don't care), and she don't gotta deal with dramma with her friend becuzz the 'forgiving' friend doesn't realized how big of a hole the WFF dug for her and through her in. It just proved that the WFF could sketch it out with her boyfriend annnnnd on top of that get her completely in trouble without reciprocation.

Some People.... Jesus.

Saturday Night Plans for Anyone?

This never happens..... haha

Effective way of promoting your business... Like candy a van. 

LOL of the Day

1)   There is nothing more satisfying in life than catching someone in a lie. And that is exactly what I did today. Played it out like a champ ;)

2)   This Guy>

Vlogging like an OG

haha rotfl

Extenzive Work

Funny Story of the Day:

The "Dirty" Culprit

Yesterday,  a group of us high schoolers were sitting in a big circle in the hall. A boy three people to my right, Andrew, whipped out a little bottle of what appeared at first to be some sort of energy supplement. In front of the group he gulped it down in two swigs. About to toss it in the trash, The boy sitting beside him asked if there was anymore left. To that Andrew replied "Yeah, Maybe. Try it".  Andrew tossed Tanner the small bottle.  Tanner unscrewed the top, with out looking at the outer label and sucked down the remaining drops of sickly sweet liquid.  Examining the the bottle afterwards, Tanner looked up. Mouth agape and eyes wide "EXTENZE!!! Male performance enhancement! Andrew, you retard!"  To that Andrew flailed about, reading the bottle while the rest of our group doubled over in hysterics. Andrew fled  the scene, headed towards the bathroom after just realizing he had drank a liquid form of viagra. Andrew showed up about fifteen minutes late to the next class and was effectively bombarded with erectile jokes of all kinds.  No one could seem to shut up about Mr. Hazvolds 'hard' tests and 'stiff' schedule.  Worst of all, we later found out that poor Andrew had unknowingly picked up the bottle from his couch and that it actually belonged to his mother. Talk about a MotherFu**ing C**kBlock. Of epic proportions.  Best memory so far of Sophomore year!

Comment your special high school memories!