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Funny Story of the Day:

The "Dirty" Culprit

Yesterday,  a group of us high schoolers were sitting in a big circle in the hall. A boy three people to my right, Andrew, whipped out a little bottle of what appeared at first to be some sort of energy supplement. In front of the group he gulped it down in two swigs. About to toss it in the trash, The boy sitting beside him asked if there was anymore left. To that Andrew replied "Yeah, Maybe. Try it".  Andrew tossed Tanner the small bottle.  Tanner unscrewed the top, with out looking at the outer label and sucked down the remaining drops of sickly sweet liquid.  Examining the the bottle afterwards, Tanner looked up. Mouth agape and eyes wide "EXTENZE!!! Male performance enhancement! Andrew, you retard!"  To that Andrew flailed about, reading the bottle while the rest of our group doubled over in hysterics. Andrew fled  the scene, headed towards the bathroom after just realizing he had drank a liquid form of viagra. Andrew showed up about fifteen minutes late to the next class and was effectively bombarded with erectile jokes of all kinds.  No one could seem to shut up about Mr. Hazvolds 'hard' tests and 'stiff' schedule.  Worst of all, we later found out that poor Andrew had unknowingly picked up the bottle from his couch and that it actually belonged to his mother. Talk about a MotherFu**ing C**kBlock. Of epic proportions.  Best memory so far of Sophomore year!

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