Fifty Shades of Awkward...

Ok, as a beloved Twilight fan and an avid reader of all that is mooshy gooshy, everyone and their dog has recommended Fifty Shades of Grey to me. Well I just want you to know that you guys are a bunch of sick f*cks.
Not even to chapter like five and the guy is taking her virginity. Well, that escalated quickly. And right after they do it, she jumps right back on the horse for round two. Nobody does that; it's just nasty.
And to top it all off, I don't see what's so attractive about torture porn. The "Red Room of Pain" just sounds like a bad time, bro. Ya know I can take my fair share of gross ( I did read Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) and this even made my stomach churn in disgust. Who woulda thought someone being raped would be easier to read than some sick, sadistic, trial of BDSM? I could probably take it all if there was a touch more of a realistic plot but no. It's a multi-billionaire who is like twenty-something (ya right) who falls in love with a poor college student.

Maybe if I continue reading into it a little more, I'll have a change of heart, but thats alot of McNasty to pin on somebody in the beginning of a story.

Douglas County

Yesterday, as I was cruisin' through the Roseburg supermarket I noticed this bedazzled wife-beater that said "Real Housewives of Douglas County" with three glasses of wine bedazzled underneath the fancy spancy lettering. I, being the smart ass that I am, shoved it to the back of the pile of tank-tops due to the false information that the shirt gave out. The "Real Housewives of Douglas County" are far better represented with bottles of Coors Light than glasses of chardonnay .

 Seriously, you should see half of the scum that inhibit the aisles of Sherm's. G-Ross. I was unaware that your PJ's and MooMoo's were proper shopping attire these days. Load up your seven kids in the back of your Bronco, go home, and put some clothes on. And pay for your frozen pizza and ice cream with something other than your food stamps.

Please&ThankYou :)

still kickinnnnn

Sorry I haven't updated in forevvvs dolls, trust me babies I'm still kickkin. Been so busy with the socially unacceptable drivers ed. Buttt ya allz don't be gettin the wrong impression, I'm still flossin' like Ivana... Trump ;). So for the DUH factor of the week, i gotz to say, this one chick at my school totally wins in that category.

Heres the DL:  Well there's this one really impressionable girl at my school (not the smartest person on earth) that fell in to a total sh*t storm of epic proportions. It all started when her skanky "BestFriend" slept with her ex(not really, they were still kinda FWBing it up)-Boyfriend. What a b*tch move on the friends part. G-Ross X10. If I had been the girl that this bad stuff happened to, I woulda wiped the halls with that ho's face. Buhhhht unfortunately I am not her, and she is a sweetheart and let the trollop back into her BFF circle with no punishment.
Then it gets totes juicy, the WFF (whore friend forever) decided it would be a good idea to drag her forgiving friend down with her when she got busted for drugs (surprising that such a good friend would do such a thing, i know) and completely screwed up things for the girl becuzz now the nice girl is busted by the Parental Control, and the WFF walks free of school (she was expelled), The Parental Controls (OBVZ her parents either are completely oblivious to their daughters lewd acts or they don't care), and she don't gotta deal with dramma with her friend becuzz the 'forgiving' friend doesn't realized how big of a hole the WFF dug for her and through her in. It just proved that the WFF could sketch it out with her boyfriend annnnnd on top of that get her completely in trouble without reciprocation.

Some People.... Jesus.

LOL of the Day

1)   There is nothing more satisfying in life than catching someone in a lie. And that is exactly what I did today. Played it out like a champ ;)

2)   This Guy>