Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.

Pennies for thoughts

No body likes nasty skitches, especially of the 'incredibly b*tchy' variety. These of which, Oakland is teeming with. Vile and disgusting, they continue to walk our halls and spread words of cruelty to the rest of the high school population. Case in point, news had spread through the school that someone was using their instagram app for evil. This skitch took a picture of a group of girls having fun and enjoying the warm weather (all in some form of shorts) and spun the picture with some form of derogatory terms, cooch hanging out or the like. Where does this bi*tch get off? I'll tell you where, HOE-valley. Ironic that she would be the one to say this about these girls ,when she her self is unable to keep her legs closed and her a** cheeks from falling out of her barely there mini-skirts. ;) If you're gonna be a hater, just hate yourself like we all do.

PS-  All info of this blog could be purely fictional, only my closest friends and frenemies will ever know ;) sooooo keep the PO-PO out of my bizzznach ya'all!
With Muches loves and a touch a' hate to all those fakers out there,

THE D$B

People who erk me off.

Ya know, im competitive but im HONEST and competitive. I enjoy a friendly game of tennis but when skitches try to cheat an sh*i, beezuz aint happenin up in this gym!!!! The posers know they are doin wrong when they start the classic "I hate this game" or " Can we just get this over?". It dont work like that. Have fun annnnd try not to lie. Gawwwd thats the dickens. End of story...

still kickinnnnn

Sorry I haven't updated in forevvvs dolls, trust me babies I'm still kickkin. Been so busy with the socially unacceptable drivers ed. Buttt ya allz don't be gettin the wrong impression, I'm still flossin' like Ivana... Trump ;). So for the DUH factor of the week, i gotz to say, this one chick at my school totally wins in that category.

Heres the DL:  Well there's this one really impressionable girl at my school (not the smartest person on earth) that fell in to a total sh*t storm of epic proportions. It all started when her skanky "BestFriend" slept with her ex(not really, they were still kinda FWBing it up)-Boyfriend. What a b*tch move on the friends part. G-Ross X10. If I had been the girl that this bad stuff happened to, I woulda wiped the halls with that ho's face. Buhhhht unfortunately I am not her, and she is a sweetheart and let the trollop back into her BFF circle with no punishment.
Then it gets totes juicy, the WFF (whore friend forever) decided it would be a good idea to drag her forgiving friend down with her when she got busted for drugs (surprising that such a good friend would do such a thing, i know) and completely screwed up things for the girl becuzz now the nice girl is busted by the Parental Control, and the WFF walks free of school (she was expelled), The Parental Controls (OBVZ her parents either are completely oblivious to their daughters lewd acts or they don't care), and she don't gotta deal with dramma with her friend becuzz the 'forgiving' friend doesn't realized how big of a hole the WFF dug for her and through her in. It just proved that the WFF could sketch it out with her boyfriend annnnnd on top of that get her completely in trouble without reciprocation.

Some People.... Jesus.

Maturity...Know it.

Everyone has that one friend who thinks that they are soooooo much more mature than everyone else and has 'street smarts'. I call bull. Just cuz you don't have parents that make you follow some sort of rules and lets you do whatever you want, does not necessarily mean that everyone else should be doing what you're doing. Just saying.  Saying that 'you don't give a f*ck' about anything (school or life in general) doesn't make you any smarter than the rest of us.  It's called life for a reason, not partying 24/7.  Responsibility  is a HUGE part of maturity and if you don't have any responsibilities, hows the DirtyDolla gonna have annnnnny respect for you at all. :) Step up to the plate, clean up your act, actually try at life, annnnnddd then maybe I'll consider respecting you. You have to be cruel to be kind.

OHHH and PS... Stop telling people what to do, when you don't even know yourself.