Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.