How To: Get People To Like You

Okay, as a long time loser, then kinda sorta turned a little bit popular, I have some tricks up my sleeve as to getting 'in' with the cool kids. Follow the bulleted list and you might have a chance.

DO NOT do any of the following:

• Making friends with the IDGAF crowd. This is a major no-no. Most of them aren't very friendly people and won't except you anyways. There is a whole new rule book when you're approaching that unruly group.
• Pretend to be someone that isn't you. The act is noticeable and it WILL go wrong somewhere. Stick to yourself just an amplified version of yourself.
• Do not be shy. First dead giveaway that you are a Class A mega-loser.

The DO's:

• Be confident and kinda cocky but not annoying.
• Make funny jokes. Jokes are the way to a cool persons heart. They make you sound wittier than what you really are. Google that shit if you have too.
• Take an extra 45 minuted getting ready in the morning. Trust me, it's well worth it.
• If you are a girl: wear makeup. Not enough to look like an Oompa-Loompa but enough to hide your worst flaw an play up your best feature. Nobody likes looking at uglies in the morning.
• Be the shoulder to cry on and the advise giver but never let your guard down. The less they know about you the better. You do not want to give them ammunition against you. Letting them spill their beans to you is a sure fire way to gain their friendship. They know you know their secrets and they want to keep that shit on the DL.
• Pretend you have a life outside of their little group. Gives them a little mystery and makes them want to be your friend even more.
• Never lie about anything. It will just come back to bite you. Exaggerating is the way to go if you wanna fib.
• Go to all of the events (B-Day parties, sleepovers) but do not act like you are so grateful they  invited you. Be polite and happy but never clingy.

By doing this you might have a shot at making some friends out side of the band room.