Concussed and Confirmed

OK, so anyone who knows me, knows that I am unable to walk across a flat surface without tripping. Well apparently vacuuming puts up a whole other problem.
So I was just a vacuuming' away in the party room at the pizzeria. My head was tilted looking at the ground ahead of me when my forehead collided with the force of Goliath into this block of wood on the wall (no idea what is decorative about a block of wood). The impact is not what hurt, I was doubled over due to laughter. My insanity levels were at an all time high as was my embarrassment. Atleast half of the people had seen my mishap and they were quick to spread the word. With eyes filled with tears (of laughter due to my stupidity), I took the walk of shame back to my position at the cash register. My head began throbbing as my laughter died down and everyone else's started. I haven't had a seizure or blacked out so I must not be in immediate danger.

Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.

Country Music That Kicks A**

I know that country music has become the loser factor of the industry and that means if you are cool, you are obligated to hate country. Not necessarily true.
 There is nothing like blaring the Jason Aldean on a hot July saturday night, it sure does make ya wanna bump and grind your uglies about the trailer park. "She's Country",  "Hicktown", "My Kinda Party" are may absolut fave's by Jason.  MMMMhmm, I'm rocking them holey jeans. And I wanna chill with some Skynard and some old Hank. If you wanna drink, baby just do your thing.

List of A-mazing country songs.

Yumazing, Luke Bryan

• Those listed above of course.
• Country Girl Shake it for Me by Luke Bryan
• Drink in My Hand by Eric Church
• Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert
• Rodeo by Garth Brooks
• Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr.
• Add some Nickleback to the mix and you are set to party hardy.

And if you are still not agreeing then I'll force feed you this good music til you are hooked.  It's the original Party Rocking.

Jason Aldean

Dazed and Confused

My absence is inexcusable but these last two days have majorly sucked a**. I won't go into details as to why, not that I don't trust my normal readers, it's the snoops I'm trying to avoid.
Thursday was probably the worst. After a horrible day I came home and thought that the new episode of Awkward could take me away. Unfortunately it did not. Something needs to happen between Jenna and Matty pronto or my patience is going to be up. And is any body else weirded out by the fact that whatever wait Sadie lost, Jenna gained? I know the show is kinda about your self image but if I had my own TV show I would try to lose weight, not pack it on. I still hope this season picks up because I love the show so much.

On another note, I now can completely sympathize with Jenna about being Anne Franked by a guy you really like. Thats kinda why my fifth of July was so majorly horrible.

You are your own movie...

It's three AM I must be lonely

Do you ever have those moments where you're just chillin' and a song comes on that makes you think? For me that just happened and the song was 'If you're gone' by Matchbox Twenty (gawwwd I love Rob Thomas). I gazed out the window and reflected upon my life. Dagnabbit, I felt as if I was in a movie.

Teen Wolf Epi. Frenemies

Spoiler: More babbling about Teen Wolf and cute guys ahead ;)

After watching the new episode of Teen Wolf last night I was aware of two things, one being that there was so not enough Derek in that epi and two Jackson needs to stop being such an A-Hole.

You find out in 'Frenemies' that the Kanima has a master and that means that Jackson is being controlled by someone, we will call him the unknown stranger. I do believe that the unknown stranger is none other than Gerard (Allison's grandpa). Just the way that the Kanima didn't even attack him kinda gave me the clue.

Teen Wolf is one of my favorite shows, but I can say I definitely miss my  Awkward. :(

What Happens When You Google Random Words

Here's some pics that came up when I image searched some random words.

Monkey Dog:

Robot Farts:

Hungry Ant Bunny:

Bad Weiner Rocket:

Difficulties of Exporting

So, recently my blog has been pretty popular so I was thinking of exporting it to tumblr to spread the joy. It just so happens that its exceedingly tedious to import my blog onto tumblr, almost impossible. The format of tumblr has much more restrictions than blogger does and you are limited in your layout and graphic creativity. Not I forget to mention, tumblr for some unknown reason cannot remember my email address. Anyway, tumblr sucks. Boo. very disappointed.

ZakTrappTV

Oh my gawd!! After a recommendation from a couple of my friends, I headed on over to YouTube and  watched a couple of ZakTrappTV videos. Let's just say I subscribed. They were funny as hecklesMcGee and I'd prefer to watch them over mainstream comedians. Well they do tell us to buy local... I guess this counts. Anyways... Uber funny videos and a pretty cute guy making them, not gonna lie. Some of the videos feature chat roulette pranks, an alternative to your phone case, and a helpful How to Guide on what to do when you run out of TP.  I found them all very hilarious check it out :)ZakTrappTV Channel

Yes, we get it.

White Trash Chic

Yes, if you talk about how "Your grandaddy has kick a** bonfires and all you do is go huntin' and fishin'." we all know you consider your self a bada** hillbilly muthaf*cker. (or at least you are trying to be). Sorry to break it to you but it's class A annoying when all you do is post about how you loooovvve country music and four wheelers. Looking like white tray isn't classy these days, you might wanna rethink the bandana top and walmart special boots. Sorry, you might actually have to shop at a store that doesn't end with Mart to get the attention you're looking for babe. You're Welcome ;) - My Sadie Moment of the Week