Hypocrite to the fifth degree.

MEGA-WHORE alert. Beep! Beep!
Everyone knows who she is, her stories are spread throughout the school and we all know what (or should I say who) she's done.  And wellll it just so happens she writes a column in the school newspaper, yeah she is one of those girls no one can stand, you get the picture. Dyed hair, cheeto "tan" skin, high-pitch annoying voice, flirts with everything that has a ........, and pretends to be "friends" with everyone. yeckkkkkk.  Skelet-whore wrote a rather tasty article about teenage relationships, to sum it all up it was about how us teenagers shouldn't go around humping each other and getting STD's. Welllllllll, She's one to talk. ;) OH MY GAAAWWWD!! That skitch went tramping her sh*t around last year, tits out and face caked. She threw it around to anyone who would catch  it and even went into the no-no zone of boyfriend territory. If she wasn't trying to sleep with someones boyfriend, she was starting drama in other areas of the school. In her wake she left a path of destruction, broken friendships, relationships and she probably spread around herpes to the majority of the school population.
So annnnny way- Point is, this girl needs to practice what she preaches in her monthly little article. Amen.

Nothing gives us a promise for tomorrow.

All the things we do, we do them as if we'll have an option to patch things up later. Life doesn't seem to work that way.  If you make a mistake sometimes there's no fixing it like that. My favorite quote is "Live like there's no tomorrow, Dream as if you'll live forever".  Makes me think that we all need to take a step forward instead of back. Do something spontaneous, there might not be a "someday" where you can do all of the stuff you want to do. Live, Laugh, Love.

Good Week

Highs of this week!!!
Number One- I got my license, first try!!! Yawhoo!!

Number Two- Phillip Phillips won American Idol!!! (LOVE him, I voted like 500 times)

ANNNNNNND Number Three- Goin to Lake Shasta!!!

Top Ten of the week!

10)  Fake nails!! I uber love em but they are the dickens when they keep poppin off. OH Jesus wheres my glue?? Espec. when you're chasing tennis balls in PE and a nail pops off in the middle of a game.

9) Passing my knowledge test at the DMV. Pros: I passed. Duh. Cons: that means I have to take my driving test. (bites nails). sooooo nervous.

8) Like 11 days of school left. this year flew by like no other. kinda creepy. I'm a Junior after a few weeks. Bella was a Jr. when she met Edward. (sigh) No such luck for this chick. Been boyfriend free for a lonnnnnnngggg time.

7) Learned how to operate the foil printer for annual like a champ. Excited for next year, I have so many knew ideas I would like to bring to the table. But it's gonna be a super busy year next year with all of my classes. Elective choices:  Annual, Photography, and either Art or Journalism. I can't make up my mind. I wish we had eight periods in the day :/....

6) Debbie Downer: Russel Brand is hosting MTV movie awards. BOO. I miss Jason Sudekis (?). He was actually funny and not just extremely offensive. I have no clue what some people see in him. (He looks like he would smell)

5)  City wide garage sale is tomorrow. Yay me and the old people in my town. It's that one special day of the year when my grandpa takes me and my brother down town, gives us each ten bucks (hey, thats like at least a hundred dollars in garage sale money) and lets us run free while he gets stuck talking to people he knows.  Gonna get me some books man!!

4) Stephanie Plum!! just started the series and so far so good. I would recommend the series to my friends :). Yummy Joseph Morelli

3) Had some Red Robin Chicken Bruschetta Samwhich today (f*ck yeah).

2)  Watched like five episodes of Hot in Cleveland with my mom and laughed my self silly. Haha Im giggling about it now just thinking about it. I know, I'm like an old lady. I don't need to be reminded.

1)  Been looking at stuff online about portland for like the whole week. Its such a gorgeous city. I hope I getta go to the college there. Thats my dream. Its close to home but just far enough that its completely different.

Pennies for thoughts

No body likes nasty skitches, especially of the 'incredibly b*tchy' variety. These of which, Oakland is teeming with. Vile and disgusting, they continue to walk our halls and spread words of cruelty to the rest of the high school population. Case in point, news had spread through the school that someone was using their instagram app for evil. This skitch took a picture of a group of girls having fun and enjoying the warm weather (all in some form of shorts) and spun the picture with some form of derogatory terms, cooch hanging out or the like. Where does this bi*tch get off? I'll tell you where, HOE-valley. Ironic that she would be the one to say this about these girls ,when she her self is unable to keep her legs closed and her a** cheeks from falling out of her barely there mini-skirts. ;) If you're gonna be a hater, just hate yourself like we all do.

PS-  All info of this blog could be purely fictional, only my closest friends and frenemies will ever know ;) sooooo keep the PO-PO out of my bizzznach ya'all!
With Muches loves and a touch a' hate to all those fakers out there,

THE D$B

Quotes from my mind.

My friendship doesn't come with a receipt,

Totally off topic but adorable none the less

You can't take it back for returns or refunds.
Warranties aren't available either,
If you break it, sorry I don't give you another one.
I'm a cash only type of girl,
Credit cards just get you played.

You could give me the light of a thousand suns,
Then I'd tell you I want darkness.
Light is for the cowards who can't find their way home in the dark.

No matter what you're doing, who you're with, or what its about, I'm there. Through and Through. 100%. Friends don't mean anything unless you can count on them.

If you look at something for long enough, you can make connections with anything else in the world.

Most of the people who pick at you and the things you do, its because they only have the ability to see fault when there head is shoved that far up their own a**es.

Dirty Dolla's Hits and Misses

OK well for starters, this week had a whole lotta ups and downs. Lets hit reverse and video break down this mofo.
Monday- Well as usual, monday sucked. Nothing seemed to be working right in the school. We couldn't even watch planet freakin earth in biology. P*ssed me the f**k off. Then to top it, we played the worlds biggest cheaters (move over Kobe) in tennis during PE. Just the kind of people that burnt my beans.
Tuesday: PSHHHH I don't even remember what happened. There's two kinds of week days for me, Thursday and the sh*t days, which is pretty much everything else.
Wednesday: Worst Day of the Week. Walked the mile with a solid fourteen minutes (refer to dinosaur-zombie syndrome). And then played another game of tennis. This time I got so frustrated with the game, I "playfully" thumped my partner in the back of the head for her "effort" (or lack there of). After surviving the worst day of the week I went home and crashed like the dickens.
TGIT!!!!!
Thursday: My torrid affair with my lovely Thursdays is currently active. Oh how I love them.
Order of Events:
- Assembly at 8:00.
      The candidates for next years student council had to give their speel and we all had to vote... yada yada. Buuuuuhhht OMG this girl totes messed up the national anthem and did not know how to pull it offf smooth. Trying to be funny doesn't really work after you publicly humiliate yourself like that sorry hun ;).
andd about the speeches given: most of them were unnecessary because nobody was running against each other but I have to say the little bit of competition my friends had, they pulled it out like a big shot and both got the positions they wanted.
-Academic  Awards
   Well after waiting two hours I got a art award, not even a real one, it was a merit award.

My week officially sucked.

Sooooo Cute

Often Imitated but Never Duplicated

Eriann and I <3

Me and Jeb Harperrr

Shawn Needles,  Meeeeee, anddd the notorios ShinyCoppaPenny

My Crazy Life and the People in it.

This is Mega Mullah