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Dirrty Top Ten

My Jace <3

1. Sick&Tired:  It's the middle of the year and my patience is already running at an all time low. There seems to always be something that burns my beans, melts my butter, takes my juju and it's always impossible to foresee let alone control. I guess I just gotta let the lyrics flow and let go of everything that's itching me. Life's a huge blur of high school right now.
2. People Problems: I used to be a people person. USED TO, key words there. Until the people ruined that for me. It sucks when the people that are close to you just annoy the sh*t out of you.
3. Spring Break Retakes: I had a week in Hawaii and now I'm on spring break. My parents continue to keep me quarantined to my house and away from my friends sooo I guess by the end of this week I'm going to be socially awkward from the lack of conversation I've had out side of family. #thankgodfortheinternet
4. Since my mom went cray cray with round-up on our backyard when my dad cheated on her, everyone's outside pulling up dead plants. Yeah, not me. F*ck that. I don't even like yard work and the h*ll I'm cleaning something up like that. I think my dad should be the one to get his a** out there and pick everything up. #FTS.
5. UGH- Don't even get me started on the dumb*ss reason I got grounded. Apparently if you are a responsible young adult, you still get treated like a category four criminal. Seriously, my mom acts like I do drugs and have sexual relationships with thirty year old bikers. Ya know what I do in my free time? Play of f*cking Facebook and read books. Whoop Whoop! We got a real bada** over in this park!
6. Sun's out, Buns out! B*tches these days! It gets over forty degrees in Oregon and here comes the booty shorts and tube tops. Excuse me ladies, we don't need to see your cooter before Memorial Day. Keep that sh*t locked up before the fact that you give it away for free becomes obvi, ohhh wait it already is ;)
7. Nerd Alert- Gotta shout out my the best books I've ever read! Everyone needs to get on reading The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices before the movie comes out! I'm boycotting that sh*t. Who the h*ll thought that Jamie Campbell Bower was nearly hot enough to play Jace? YUCK. Alex Pettyfer all the friggin way. Seriously though, get on that sh*t.
8. Wayne Freaking Newton!- Yeah, you heard it, Wayne Freaking Newton is coming to Seven Feathers. Can I get a Hallelujah? Doobiedoobiedooooouuu, ahhhahhhhahhhhaaaahhh!!
9. Douglas County Fair!- We are finally making some progress with the artists that are going to be at our fair. We got White Snake (Here I go again on my own...), Three Doors Down, Dwight Yokam (?), and Clay Walker.



My Will Herondale

10. I can't stand when my desk drawer won't close and it hangs up on my chair. It's the most annoying thing ever. Right now I am very annoyed. My ugg boots are making my feet really hot and my mom keeps making me walk up and down the stairs. And I keep running into things. Annoying #AF.

Preoccupado.

My fancy new camera has kept me away from blogging!Ugh. Who woulda thought?
My new Nikon completes me. I'm not sure how I'll be able to leave him at home during school. Ha! I dont have to! ;) I'm taking Xavier with me everywhere. School, work, hell I'll even sleep with him.

My keyboard is really starting to piss me off. It has a really low battery and keeps reminding me. gawwww Aint nobody got time for that!

Made my friend Alisha a cool new mix. Pretty awesome if I do say so myself.

Took a realllllly long shower. Feelin Fressh :)

Made a bucket list.

Over half way through The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
The second one is wayyyyy better than the first. If you're planning on reading them try to remember that and keep it in mind that somewhere they actually do have to fall in love. It's not a completely mindless porno book. I was utterly disgusted reading parts of the first one but then you hit part deuce and it's all awwws and ahhhhwwws from then on out :)

Still annoying and jumpin' on my S.

To those lil b*tches who think my blog name is stupid, you aren't cool enough to even know what it means. My name i DDBree. Double-D Bree or Dirty Dolla Bill. So yeah, you are pretty much the lowest form of skitch in Lincoln, mind ur Beez or I'll kick ur 808's.
While you're attit, why don't you just stop readin' my shizznat if you're so hater about it.  Maybe I should put an age restriction on it to keep out the lil pestie-bugs. Cuz they just tryna start S. My little bro must be friends with a hoe-lotta dumb whores. ;)

Had a sick Christmas b*tches!

My spoiled a** (refer to previous post), got a really amazing camera this Christmas. Among a whole buncha other shizz.

Lets Make a List:

• Nikon D5100 with a fancy Nikkor lens- His name is Xavier
• 2 Underarmour Sweatshirts
• A Ducks hat, Browning hat, and a fuzzy red hat.
• Pitch Perfect
• Ducks Tumbler
• Pink Scarf and a Blue and Brown Scarf
• Stuffed Pug :.(
• Digital Photo Frame
• Fleece Pullover and Vest
• Sweater
• Underwear
• $100 Buckle Gift Card
• A Purse
• A Wallet
• Smell Goodies for my Car
• Pajama Shirt
• Ducks Car Sticker
• Hair Brush Set
• Spinbrush Tooth brush
• iHome
• Nikon Camera Case



My Favorite Picture From Xavier

• I know I'm missing something........

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind... Up in here.

A couple days ago  I posted on Facebook that my brother treats my iPad like crap. Well that's the truth. And only the truth.

Then, I hear that two little middle school whores went about calling me a spoiled brat and all that S. What the hell? I don't even know you little bitches. And what those little whores were doing was trying to "defend" my brother. Well get this my brother is a f*cking a**hole. He treats my whole family like shit and gets whatever the hell he wants. My grandma waits hand and foot on that little prick and he demands my parents buy him shit all the time. So next time you little bitches wanna call me a spoiled brat, say that shit to my face and I will inform you: I have a job, all of my "spoils" were either birthday or Christmas, I have a computer, ipod, and a phone, I bet you sluts have all those too, and finally it's none of your f*cking business. I'm nice to you so you should just STFU about me, cuz I bet you are just jealous. 

Slowed Down and Cut Off.

I am starting to get uber frustrated like yesterday. Nothing seems to be working for me these days.
First, I go to sync my ipod to find that is completely full with gun apps that my brother has bogged it down with and to top it off, it is running at turtle speed due to everything he's done to it.
Now our internet is slowing down. I hate that Century link only offers 12 mpbs. It's a complete waste of my time waiting for it. I would rather have dial up. GAAAAWW...
The only good part of my day is that my mom bought me some organic greek yogurt. <3 Yummo.
I think I might just have to wring my brothers neck the next time I see him for ruining my baby. How am I going to do my portfolio nowwww???

Shower Me Blue

Tonight's like my first night off work in what feels like a decade and I wanted to spend it taking a nice long evening shower rather. Like a shower that can't be done in ten minutes in the AM.
So as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear my brothers shower turn on. Grrrrrrr. Whatever, that little pr*ck better not make me run outta hot water.
My shower is to the nines. I believe that with the recent snowfall, my internal body temp also was on the decline because every steamy drop of water felt like piercing bubbles of warmth on my skin.
I took my time, lathered up my hair in Clear Total Care and my body in Love Spell Shower Gel and shaved the legs, then I brushed conditioner through my hair. At that moment I started to lose the heat. It was slowly fading from my grasp as I put on my in shower body lotion. I brushed through my hair once more as I turned the water off.
Atleast thirty minutes had elapsed with my time in the shower and my brother was still not out. He was in five minutes before me and out ten after me. I don't even want to think about what he does in there. All I know is, he's taking up my hot water and it's royally pissing me off.

We're Like Diamonds In The Sky

Hello, this is the DirtyDolla and if you don't already know what I look like, I've decided to post a picture.

IN NEED.

Will someone please remind me why I got outta the loop on Pretty Little Liars? Cuz I got no clue....
Cereal-ously,  that show is like the best show ever (besides Awkward. of course) and I am missin' out.  I have to say reading a Proscriptive Relationship on wattpad is the source of my longing.
Proscriptive is about a girl who meets a guy then finds out he's the new biology teacher after falling in love with him. (I'm beginning to see a pattern) and my fave couple on PLL is a thousand percent, Aria and Ezria.

So now I'm on the Ezria Wiki page catching up on A+E's relationship and I'm feeling all mooey-gooey totes in love. I am in serious need of netflix right now. UGGGGHHHHHH....

LULZTRUCK Bomb.