Awkward is on in less than a week!!

Matty McKibben I Love You 

Yee-Haw Awkwardians! We have almost made it to Season Two!!! From what I've heard Matty is still very much in the picture so all you Team Matty's (like my self), we will not have to mope through the entire season, just when Jake is in the picture. I hate that Jenna chose Jake so much!!! I hate hate hate it. I don't think I've ever been so mad at Jenna in my entire life!

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MAGIC MIKE

Guide to blowing people off

Guide to blowing people off brought to you by yours truly.
In my time, I have had many of my "friends" blow me off, using dumb excuses or I catch them in their lie. So I have decided to help you, my readers, in the art of blowing people off.

By following five simple steps, I can help you avoid detection. And you will never have to hang out with losers again.

Step One: Make your excuse worthy, weddings, funerals, doctors appointments, and trips with the parents are all sure fire excuses.

Step Two: Always break it to them over the phone, sound sincere, apologize, give two to three details and hang the phone up. Don't drag it out, they will just ask more questions.

Step Three: Don't cross paths!! The biggest mistake a person could make, is going to a place where the person you are bailing on might be. Staying home or going out of town is your best options.

Step Four: Do not post pics or status updates on Facebook about what you are actually doing, if you do this, I am sorry there isn't any hope for you. You are a moron. Don't even bother reading the last step.

Step Five: Upon seeing the person again, apologize again and offer to try for another time. Don't set anything up, just say another time.

If the guide doesn't work for you, the person you are trying to fool must be a mindreader or you are trying it on me. That doesn't work either. Dirty Dolla knows whats up.

arrt

I-pod blues :/

What I need, an I-pod. My old four gig just filled up finally after 6 years of use and switching up my music library, time to upgrade. I think it would be really cool if I had the watch thing and wore it around all day as a watch. Ya, know?


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My Newest Obsession

I have discovered a whole new world in which I can bury myself with in. X-Men. I know it's old but my parents have completely different tastes in movies than I do. My mom is a person who judges books by their cover and finds things wrong with every little thing (very annoying). I am the kind of person that looks for more information when I'm watching a movie. My favorite part of the movie is not the action sequences or the climax, but it's the intimate dialogue throughout the movie. The dialogue is where you really get to know the characters.  After watching Xmen first class and X1 and X2, I do believe First Class is by far my favorite of all. In the original Xmen's Proffesior X and Magneto are just the mysterious pillars of the good and the bad sides. First Class puts you right up in their face and makes you relate to them. I really connected to Magneto. I have no idea why, Michael Fassbender must just be an amazing actor. (not to mention hawwwt). The whole move just fell perfectly for me. LOVED IT.

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I'm a bad kid like my mom and my dad made me.

Sittin here jammin to Lady Gaga. All by my lonesome. I can't think of another way to spend a Monday night, OH yeah thats cuz I don't have a life. Gonna watch me some Teen Wolf, it's recording on DVR as I speak..  ;)  Oh and yeah Tonight it the Night by Outasight is pretty kicking it right now, getting me to head bob and stuff.. Remix, I think so. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...... Dancing and typing is pretty damn fun together. My hands smell like lotion... Romantic wish by Victoria's Secret. And this whole speaker system is legit. Saw it at the apple store. Crisp and Clear audio.

Bose SoundLink Wireless Mobile Speaker - SOUNDLINKMOBILE

Camera I WANT!!

Nikon D5100 16.2MP Digital SLR Camera - Body Only - Digital SLR