Stalkers of the Related Variety.

Sorry for not updating the shiznat outta my blog dolls. I have been on the lookout of any one from my family stalking my blog, because you know if someone sees something they'll report it back to the dictators (being my two parents). Dealing with the house hold 5-0 is never pleasant. Laying low is how I've dealt with the situation at hand. I've been waiting until those couple of views from family are long gone before I decided to post again.

Anyways, besides that sketchy business, I've decided to bring another Dirty Top Ten to you guys :)

10) D$B got new hair!!! I went to the salon yesterday and got over a hundred dollars worth of stuff done to it. It looks a freaking mazing. I decided to get black underneath and a red and blonde weave on top. Lots of different colors and layers.

9) Got some kick a** locker decorations!!! This year my locker is going to be decked out with pink zebra print wall paper and a lil' mini lamp and matching accessories :) This year is gonna f***ing rock.

8) Ordered me some Awkward. T-shirts, like five of them. They are all awesome.

7) Dad bought us a side by side. It's a Can-Am Commander X. Pretty hot wheels if I do say so my self.

6) Registration is on freaking Monday, I still havent got a damn thing in the mail for it and here it is friday. The friday before registration. I bet a lot of people wont show up at all. The school needs to realize how slow our post office is at practically everything they do.

5) Teen Wolf freaking ended. What am I gonna do for the rest of my life? Well besides watch Awkward. The finale was pretty epic. I really hope next season focuses on more of Jackson and Lydia instead of freaking Allison and Scott. I hate them.

4) Over Attached Girlfriend is the funniest page on Facebook right now. It's a site ran by all these guys. They are hilarious and verrry attractive. check the page out :)

3)....

2).... Sorry I'm cheating.

1)  OMFG!!! Did anyone else watch the latest episode of Awkward?? I literally was crying of happiness!!! YAY Matty and Jenna!!

Little Poem

We were the white knights,
The princes of promise.
They gave us our trust,
We took care of their hearts,
Until, our hearts swept with desire,
Our swords came our of their sheaths,
Drawing back with the unknowing hands,
And pierced the objects of our protection.
The hearts of out princesses lay on the ground,
Broken and bleeding.
The Knights are dethroned,
Becoming eternal princes of the dark,
No princess can ever trust their heart to the princes of the night.
Only a true King can be have the honor,
Of taking care of a mending heart.
A King is a prince that stood his desire,
And carried the heart until his protection was unwanted.
Only the one's capable of feeling the pain,
Can heal the pain.

One Big Room

It's a new year!

With  September approaching I can not help but get excited for school, I know I'm a weirdo. But if you think about it, there is a lot of crap to get excited for.
Here's the bullet points:

• School Clothes Shopping: Buckle here I come! Gonna get me some Affliction and Rock Revival Jeans. Maybe a BA pair of Cowgirl boots too.
• Getting my hair done!! Gonna get bangs like Shailene Woodley and layers and lots of new colors. Oh and to top it off, this is gonna go down with my home gurrl Aysha! 
• School Supply Shopping: Gonna pimp out my locker this year like no other brother!!
• And with my new clothes and hair, I'm gonna look ah-mazing for my school picture!

My Coloring

My Layers

My Bangs

Suck it Haters! ;)

Just Because Everyone Needs to Watch

Douglas County

Yesterday, as I was cruisin' through the Roseburg supermarket I noticed this bedazzled wife-beater that said "Real Housewives of Douglas County" with three glasses of wine bedazzled underneath the fancy spancy lettering. I, being the smart ass that I am, shoved it to the back of the pile of tank-tops due to the false information that the shirt gave out. The "Real Housewives of Douglas County" are far better represented with bottles of Coors Light than glasses of chardonnay .

 Seriously, you should see half of the scum that inhibit the aisles of Sherm's. G-Ross. I was unaware that your PJ's and MooMoo's were proper shopping attire these days. Load up your seven kids in the back of your Bronco, go home, and put some clothes on. And pay for your frozen pizza and ice cream with something other than your food stamps.

Please&ThankYou :)

Hot and Not

As snotty little teenage girls, my friends and I used to put together these lists comprising of things that we considered 'hot' and 'not'. I think we actually copied this idea from Massie Block. If you have ever read the clique novels, you will know what I'm talking about.  So, I decided it would be kinda cool to make one now... about random a** sh*t.

Hot	Not
Movie Theater Mobbin’.	Hijackin’ Silver Wings
The New Galaxy S III	The iPhone. Screw the iPhone.
Dumb Things Lindsey Lohan says... example: wanting to remake Thelma and Louise with Jennifer Lawrence.. but add two guys to the mix...	Megan Fox’s big mouth and little thumb, babbling on the the press about how abused she was on the set of transformers.
Twitter... although hatchtags are for douche bags, twitter is the one place that parents have yet to invade.	Facebook. Okay, not gonna lie, I do wake up to it. But it is getting wayy out of hand. Way out of hand.
Christopher Nolan’s Batman Films	Anything else. I don’t care if it is taboo right now. Still awesome.
Awkward.	Glee. Too mainstream for my taste.
Beau Mirchoff <3	Brett Davern... ugh
Teen Wolf!! and some Tyler Hoechlin.	I'm way too out of the loop on PPL. But Ezra's still fine.
Summer reminds me of how much I miss winter.	Summer is going by way too fast. It's my second to last summer!!

How To: Get People To Like You

Okay, as a long time loser, then kinda sorta turned a little bit popular, I have some tricks up my sleeve as to getting 'in' with the cool kids. Follow the bulleted list and you might have a chance.

DO NOT do any of the following:

• Making friends with the IDGAF crowd. This is a major no-no. Most of them aren't very friendly people and won't except you anyways. There is a whole new rule book when you're approaching that unruly group.
• Pretend to be someone that isn't you. The act is noticeable and it WILL go wrong somewhere. Stick to yourself just an amplified version of yourself.
• Do not be shy. First dead giveaway that you are a Class A mega-loser.

The DO's:

• Be confident and kinda cocky but not annoying.
• Make funny jokes. Jokes are the way to a cool persons heart. They make you sound wittier than what you really are. Google that shit if you have too.
• Take an extra 45 minuted getting ready in the morning. Trust me, it's well worth it.
• If you are a girl: wear makeup. Not enough to look like an Oompa-Loompa but enough to hide your worst flaw an play up your best feature. Nobody likes looking at uglies in the morning.
• Be the shoulder to cry on and the advise giver but never let your guard down. The less they know about you the better. You do not want to give them ammunition against you. Letting them spill their beans to you is a sure fire way to gain their friendship. They know you know their secrets and they want to keep that shit on the DL.
• Pretend you have a life outside of their little group. Gives them a little mystery and makes them want to be your friend even more.
• Never lie about anything. It will just come back to bite you. Exaggerating is the way to go if you wanna fib.
• Go to all of the events (B-Day parties, sleepovers) but do not act like you are so grateful they  invited you. Be polite and happy but never clingy.

By doing this you might have a shot at making some friends out side of the band room.

Drunk Dialing

Well, you guys might remember a couple of entries ago there was a guy that was going out with one of my frenemies. Well he is not anymore. Ya wanna know how I know this? I got a phone call at three o'clock in the morning. Not really the best way to find out. Ha. He was plastered to the fourth degree and going off about how much of a bee-otch the other girl was. My reply was, if you thought that than why did you date her in the first place. You could say that I'm kinda sorta disappointed with the situation. I'm good enough to be the shoulder to cry on but not much else. They will probably get back together with in this week and the whole drunken condo between us long forgotten under the haze of a hangover.

Awkward.

Oh, Awkward, how you make me fall in love with you over and over again. In the new episode, everything hit me just right. Especially the part at the end when Sadie accused Matty of sabotaging Jake and Jenna's relationship and at first he said he wasn't then he turned around and gave a sneaky lil smile. Fireworks exploded in my heart <3. I also got a little teary when Lacey (Jenna's mom) told Jenna that her dad left and it wasn't for just a while. I am stoked for next weeks, cuzzz it's gonna be fantastic... Jenna's goin' to church camp!!