It's a new year!

With  September approaching I can not help but get excited for school, I know I'm a weirdo. But if you think about it, there is a lot of crap to get excited for.
Here's the bullet points:

• School Clothes Shopping: Buckle here I come! Gonna get me some Affliction and Rock Revival Jeans. Maybe a BA pair of Cowgirl boots too.
• Getting my hair done!! Gonna get bangs like Shailene Woodley and layers and lots of new colors. Oh and to top it off, this is gonna go down with my home gurrl Aysha! 
• School Supply Shopping: Gonna pimp out my locker this year like no other brother!!
• And with my new clothes and hair, I'm gonna look ah-mazing for my school picture!

My Coloring

My Layers

My Bangs

Suck it Haters! ;)

Just Because Everyone Needs to Watch

Douglas County

Yesterday, as I was cruisin' through the Roseburg supermarket I noticed this bedazzled wife-beater that said "Real Housewives of Douglas County" with three glasses of wine bedazzled underneath the fancy spancy lettering. I, being the smart ass that I am, shoved it to the back of the pile of tank-tops due to the false information that the shirt gave out. The "Real Housewives of Douglas County" are far better represented with bottles of Coors Light than glasses of chardonnay .

 Seriously, you should see half of the scum that inhibit the aisles of Sherm's. G-Ross. I was unaware that your PJ's and MooMoo's were proper shopping attire these days. Load up your seven kids in the back of your Bronco, go home, and put some clothes on. And pay for your frozen pizza and ice cream with something other than your food stamps.

Please&ThankYou :)

Hot and Not

As snotty little teenage girls, my friends and I used to put together these lists comprising of things that we considered 'hot' and 'not'. I think we actually copied this idea from Massie Block. If you have ever read the clique novels, you will know what I'm talking about.  So, I decided it would be kinda cool to make one now... about random a** sh*t.

Hot	Not
Movie Theater Mobbin’.	Hijackin’ Silver Wings
The New Galaxy S III	The iPhone. Screw the iPhone.
Dumb Things Lindsey Lohan says... example: wanting to remake Thelma and Louise with Jennifer Lawrence.. but add two guys to the mix...	Megan Fox’s big mouth and little thumb, babbling on the the press about how abused she was on the set of transformers.
Twitter... although hatchtags are for douche bags, twitter is the one place that parents have yet to invade.	Facebook. Okay, not gonna lie, I do wake up to it. But it is getting wayy out of hand. Way out of hand.
Christopher Nolan’s Batman Films	Anything else. I don’t care if it is taboo right now. Still awesome.
Awkward.	Glee. Too mainstream for my taste.
Beau Mirchoff <3	Brett Davern... ugh
Teen Wolf!! and some Tyler Hoechlin.	I'm way too out of the loop on PPL. But Ezra's still fine.
Summer reminds me of how much I miss winter.	Summer is going by way too fast. It's my second to last summer!!

How To: Get People To Like You

Okay, as a long time loser, then kinda sorta turned a little bit popular, I have some tricks up my sleeve as to getting 'in' with the cool kids. Follow the bulleted list and you might have a chance.

DO NOT do any of the following:

• Making friends with the IDGAF crowd. This is a major no-no. Most of them aren't very friendly people and won't except you anyways. There is a whole new rule book when you're approaching that unruly group.
• Pretend to be someone that isn't you. The act is noticeable and it WILL go wrong somewhere. Stick to yourself just an amplified version of yourself.
• Do not be shy. First dead giveaway that you are a Class A mega-loser.

The DO's:

• Be confident and kinda cocky but not annoying.
• Make funny jokes. Jokes are the way to a cool persons heart. They make you sound wittier than what you really are. Google that shit if you have too.
• Take an extra 45 minuted getting ready in the morning. Trust me, it's well worth it.
• If you are a girl: wear makeup. Not enough to look like an Oompa-Loompa but enough to hide your worst flaw an play up your best feature. Nobody likes looking at uglies in the morning.
• Be the shoulder to cry on and the advise giver but never let your guard down. The less they know about you the better. You do not want to give them ammunition against you. Letting them spill their beans to you is a sure fire way to gain their friendship. They know you know their secrets and they want to keep that shit on the DL.
• Pretend you have a life outside of their little group. Gives them a little mystery and makes them want to be your friend even more.
• Never lie about anything. It will just come back to bite you. Exaggerating is the way to go if you wanna fib.
• Go to all of the events (B-Day parties, sleepovers) but do not act like you are so grateful they  invited you. Be polite and happy but never clingy.

By doing this you might have a shot at making some friends out side of the band room.

Drunk Dialing

Well, you guys might remember a couple of entries ago there was a guy that was going out with one of my frenemies. Well he is not anymore. Ya wanna know how I know this? I got a phone call at three o'clock in the morning. Not really the best way to find out. Ha. He was plastered to the fourth degree and going off about how much of a bee-otch the other girl was. My reply was, if you thought that than why did you date her in the first place. You could say that I'm kinda sorta disappointed with the situation. I'm good enough to be the shoulder to cry on but not much else. They will probably get back together with in this week and the whole drunken condo between us long forgotten under the haze of a hangover.

Awkward.

Oh, Awkward, how you make me fall in love with you over and over again. In the new episode, everything hit me just right. Especially the part at the end when Sadie accused Matty of sabotaging Jake and Jenna's relationship and at first he said he wasn't then he turned around and gave a sneaky lil smile. Fireworks exploded in my heart <3. I also got a little teary when Lacey (Jenna's mom) told Jenna that her dad left and it wasn't for just a while. I am stoked for next weeks, cuzzz it's gonna be fantastic... Jenna's goin' to church camp!!

If you're not a pain in my a**, I'm sure I'll find where it's at.

Jesus criminy crickets, it seems like the days are too long yet the friggin' summer is goin' by way too dang fast. I'm going to be a JUNIOR, can you believe it? A junior? It seems like just yesterday I was trolling the swing area trying to get the pea gravel out of my light-up sketchers, about to go ape-shit on the slides if ya know what I mean.  It feels so recent in my memory that its even harder to believe that I'm almost done and on my own. UBER-freakin'-WEIRD. With the realization that half of my friends are now my 'frenemies', the approaching end doesn't seem so unbearable. It only seemed so when I thought people would actually miss me and that I would miss them. But I guess the old saying still applies, out of sight out of mind.

List of Things I'm Abso-Freakin'-Lutely Excited For

• College!! In Portland with all of the delectable weirdo's and freak's of nature. Maybe, just maybe I'll fit in.
• My birthday, hey I'm gonna be 17. If I was Laurie Strode Michael Myers would be coming after me this Halloween. And it is an eye opener to know that I'm the same age as Jenna Hamilton... Even older.
• Hawaii this Christmas, we leave December 21st so I'm praying to god that the Mayans are just plain retarded. And I getta see my Gran from NZ!!! :) 
• All the drama that entails with being an upperclassmen. Don't worry dolls, I'll share the dirty deetz ;)
• The last Twilight!!! It's gonna be so sad when it's over, Imma cry! :.(
• But with every end, comes a new beginning. Hunger Games sequel, Catching Fire, will hit with an even harder force than the first did.
• UHMMM News Flash!!! Magic Mike Part Deuce is in talks! ;) YUM<>

Hot and Bothered

Well I definitely know what I'm gonna be doing for my 21st birthday! Seeing some hot Xquisite action. After seeing the magic of Magic Mike, I am thirsty for the live show. MMHMM. Yummy is all I can say.

On another note, I'll give you guys a run down of the movie.  I might be kinda biased due to my affinity for eye candy. The movie starts with a little speech from Dallas (Matthew McConaughey) and then cuts to Mike's (Channing Tatum) bedroom where you get a lovely shot of his derriere. You learn that although Mike enjoys the 'company' of women, the stripper lifestyle, and the occasional drunken night, he is a pretty good guy. He is hardworking and actually pretty funny. Newcomer Adam (Alex Pettyfer) on the other hand, is all for the party hardy and quite cocky. The whole problem in the movie is that It is Mike's duty to protect Adam from the dark side of stripping and he screws up and Adam gets into some pretty bad shit. Along the way, Mike falls in love with Brooke (Cody Horn, well acted part), Adam's sister. Mike eventually learns that his life should not revolve around stripping and that he wants to follow his dreams of designing furniture and a relationship with Brooke. He drops out of the game and Adam is quick to fill his shoes.

I really enjoyed it, perfect amount of man thong. I would def see it again.

Going to see Magic Mike tonight!!!

Finally the wait is over, I get to see it. Magic Mike will be epic. I know it. I've been so busy with work and fambam stuff that I had to back burner my burning loins for Magic Mike. Too bad my mommy isn't going with me :/// I need a drool buddy but it looks like it's just gonna be me.