Preoccupado.

My fancy new camera has kept me away from blogging!Ugh. Who woulda thought?
My new Nikon completes me. I'm not sure how I'll be able to leave him at home during school. Ha! I dont have to! ;) I'm taking Xavier with me everywhere. School, work, hell I'll even sleep with him.

My keyboard is really starting to piss me off. It has a really low battery and keeps reminding me. gawwww Aint nobody got time for that!

Made my friend Alisha a cool new mix. Pretty awesome if I do say so myself.

Took a realllllly long shower. Feelin Fressh :)

Made a bucket list.

Over half way through The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
The second one is wayyyyy better than the first. If you're planning on reading them try to remember that and keep it in mind that somewhere they actually do have to fall in love. It's not a completely mindless porno book. I was utterly disgusted reading parts of the first one but then you hit part deuce and it's all awwws and ahhhhwwws from then on out :)

Still annoying and jumpin' on my S.

To those lil b*tches who think my blog name is stupid, you aren't cool enough to even know what it means. My name i DDBree. Double-D Bree or Dirty Dolla Bill. So yeah, you are pretty much the lowest form of skitch in Lincoln, mind ur Beez or I'll kick ur 808's.
While you're attit, why don't you just stop readin' my shizznat if you're so hater about it.  Maybe I should put an age restriction on it to keep out the lil pestie-bugs. Cuz they just tryna start S. My little bro must be friends with a hoe-lotta dumb whores. ;)

Had a sick Christmas b*tches!

My spoiled a** (refer to previous post), got a really amazing camera this Christmas. Among a whole buncha other shizz.

Lets Make a List:

• Nikon D5100 with a fancy Nikkor lens- His name is Xavier
• 2 Underarmour Sweatshirts
• A Ducks hat, Browning hat, and a fuzzy red hat.
• Pitch Perfect
• Ducks Tumbler
• Pink Scarf and a Blue and Brown Scarf
• Stuffed Pug :.(
• Digital Photo Frame
• Fleece Pullover and Vest
• Sweater
• Underwear
• $100 Buckle Gift Card
• A Purse
• A Wallet
• Smell Goodies for my Car
• Pajama Shirt
• Ducks Car Sticker
• Hair Brush Set
• Spinbrush Tooth brush
• iHome
• Nikon Camera Case



My Favorite Picture From Xavier

• I know I'm missing something........

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind... Up in here.

A couple days ago  I posted on Facebook that my brother treats my iPad like crap. Well that's the truth. And only the truth.

Then, I hear that two little middle school whores went about calling me a spoiled brat and all that S. What the hell? I don't even know you little bitches. And what those little whores were doing was trying to "defend" my brother. Well get this my brother is a f*cking a**hole. He treats my whole family like shit and gets whatever the hell he wants. My grandma waits hand and foot on that little prick and he demands my parents buy him shit all the time. So next time you little bitches wanna call me a spoiled brat, say that shit to my face and I will inform you: I have a job, all of my "spoils" were either birthday or Christmas, I have a computer, ipod, and a phone, I bet you sluts have all those too, and finally it's none of your f*cking business. I'm nice to you so you should just STFU about me, cuz I bet you are just jealous. 

Slowed Down and Cut Off.

I am starting to get uber frustrated like yesterday. Nothing seems to be working for me these days.
First, I go to sync my ipod to find that is completely full with gun apps that my brother has bogged it down with and to top it off, it is running at turtle speed due to everything he's done to it.
Now our internet is slowing down. I hate that Century link only offers 12 mpbs. It's a complete waste of my time waiting for it. I would rather have dial up. GAAAAWW...
The only good part of my day is that my mom bought me some organic greek yogurt. <3 Yummo.
I think I might just have to wring my brothers neck the next time I see him for ruining my baby. How am I going to do my portfolio nowwww???

Shower Me Blue

Tonight's like my first night off work in what feels like a decade and I wanted to spend it taking a nice long evening shower rather. Like a shower that can't be done in ten minutes in the AM.
So as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear my brothers shower turn on. Grrrrrrr. Whatever, that little pr*ck better not make me run outta hot water.
My shower is to the nines. I believe that with the recent snowfall, my internal body temp also was on the decline because every steamy drop of water felt like piercing bubbles of warmth on my skin.
I took my time, lathered up my hair in Clear Total Care and my body in Love Spell Shower Gel and shaved the legs, then I brushed conditioner through my hair. At that moment I started to lose the heat. It was slowly fading from my grasp as I put on my in shower body lotion. I brushed through my hair once more as I turned the water off.
Atleast thirty minutes had elapsed with my time in the shower and my brother was still not out. He was in five minutes before me and out ten after me. I don't even want to think about what he does in there. All I know is, he's taking up my hot water and it's royally pissing me off.

We're Like Diamonds In The Sky

Hello, this is the DirtyDolla and if you don't already know what I look like, I've decided to post a picture.

IN NEED.

Will someone please remind me why I got outta the loop on Pretty Little Liars? Cuz I got no clue....
Cereal-ously,  that show is like the best show ever (besides Awkward. of course) and I am missin' out.  I have to say reading a Proscriptive Relationship on wattpad is the source of my longing.
Proscriptive is about a girl who meets a guy then finds out he's the new biology teacher after falling in love with him. (I'm beginning to see a pattern) and my fave couple on PLL is a thousand percent, Aria and Ezria.

So now I'm on the Ezria Wiki page catching up on A+E's relationship and I'm feeling all mooey-gooey totes in love. I am in serious need of netflix right now. UGGGGHHHHHH....

LULZTRUCK Bomb.

Hey! Yo! Ya YOU!

Hey Dollz, It would be totes beyond Amazeballs if you would enter your email address in the field above to receive email notifications on the days I decide to update my blogg :)
Cuzzz, you might be mentioned ;)

Random Picture of Lana Del Rey because I have a Fem bone for her..

Annnnd If you are certified Blogger account holder, it would be fantabulous if you also "Joined This Site" at the bottom of the page. Just sayinnnn. Cuz so far, I have inspired three other peeps I know to start a lil blog of their own annnnnd if you join mine, I'll join yours dude. I'm awesome that way.

It's been a long day...

The usual evening shift at Abby's starts at five, but today I was scheduled for four. That's not a problem for me because I absolutely love my job. But the extra hour into your day really weighs on you after a bit. Especially when it's like there's a full moon out. All of the crazies and what not.

The perks of my day:

• Abby's got new sandwich breads. (Yes! Fisting the air.)
• More hours. 
• The really funny people I work with.

Downfall:

• I smell majorly like pizza. (Eww.)

RAWWWRR!!

It's too early on a weekend to function. I feel cheated if I get woken up at least before ten. Really, mom? 9:15? You suck. So here's a picture of glitter to make your day sparkly!

Fiesta Bowl here we com!!

Über excited for the Duck's upcoming bowl game!!!

We run this town tonight?

Crazy, Creepy, Similar Blog.
I am absolutely dying right now... Mystery blogger posted again upon my request. And the ongoing story still feels awkwardly familiar as to how it could indeed happen at OHS. My OHS. I'm beginning to think that maybe MysteryBlogger, Ursala, is alot more central to these stories than I initially thought. I reallllly wanna hear more dirt about the unidentifiables in her recollection of events.
Who knows what's gonna come up next? Lies, deceit, infidelity?

Fifty Shades of Awkward...

Ok, as a beloved Twilight fan and an avid reader of all that is mooshy gooshy, everyone and their dog has recommended Fifty Shades of Grey to me. Well I just want you to know that you guys are a bunch of sick f*cks.
Not even to chapter like five and the guy is taking her virginity. Well, that escalated quickly. And right after they do it, she jumps right back on the horse for round two. Nobody does that; it's just nasty.
And to top it all off, I don't see what's so attractive about torture porn. The "Red Room of Pain" just sounds like a bad time, bro. Ya know I can take my fair share of gross ( I did read Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) and this even made my stomach churn in disgust. Who woulda thought someone being raped would be easier to read than some sick, sadistic, trial of BDSM? I could probably take it all if there was a touch more of a realistic plot but no. It's a multi-billionaire who is like twenty-something (ya right) who falls in love with a poor college student.

Maybe if I continue reading into it a little more, I'll have a change of heart, but thats alot of McNasty to pin on somebody in the beginning of a story.

Who is Ursala Andress?

OKie Doke, last night there was a comment on my blog and I decided to check out the commentator by going to her page. I was expecting a blog similar to mine but not that similar. Her blog is "The Happenings at OHS." Is it about my OHS? and if so who is she referring to as Sporty Slut and Hillbilly B*tch? This story sounds eerily familiar yet I can not place the characters. I'm really dying to know who Ursala is... Kinda mysterious. If you are reading this, Ursala, you should continue posting on your blog and I'll share your link for more reads.

HO-F*cking-HO

Ya know, I haven't updated my blog recently because my life has been relatively boring and the only drama I've had to deal with is within my family (which is incredibly annoying and exasperating to talk about if you know my ridiculous parents). Now that the school year has progressed that has begun to change.
My life is like an episode of Awkward. except my Matty McKibben doesn't exactly falls head over heels in love with me. He does the whole secret flirtationship thing pretty well but that ended after a brief stint with in the closet and me going mediocre-publicity about the whole ordeal. And now he is acting as if I don't exist. Awesome. Great. Fan-f*uckin-tastic.
In real life there is no such thing as a real Matty. All we have is the Douche-Bag McKibbens. The guys that get all celebutarded due to the fact that they are hot and on Varsity every-f*ckin'-thing. Well get this pal, you might think you're hot shit now but wait until you're out of high school and trying to actually get a job. "Swag doesn't pay the bills." But selling crack probably does.

End of my post-apocalypto rant. Now on to bigger and brighter things, such as my hilarious facebook comment from the other day.
This girl that's kind of a notorious figure at my high school, posted a status that said: You put the F in fake.
So as the witty person that I am, I was the first to comment with: You put the AKE.
I thought it was pretty funny but apparently she did not. She immediately deleted the comment without even giving me a b*tchy reply. I was kinda let down. I can't even cause drama if I wanted too.
I really hope my main b*tch Karsten reads this, she's pretty much just as funny as I am.