Hypocrite to the fifth degree.

MEGA-WHORE alert. Beep! Beep!
Everyone knows who she is, her stories are spread throughout the school and we all know what (or should I say who) she's done.  And wellll it just so happens she writes a column in the school newspaper, yeah she is one of those girls no one can stand, you get the picture. Dyed hair, cheeto "tan" skin, high-pitch annoying voice, flirts with everything that has a ........, and pretends to be "friends" with everyone. yeckkkkkk.  Skelet-whore wrote a rather tasty article about teenage relationships, to sum it all up it was about how us teenagers shouldn't go around humping each other and getting STD's. Welllllllll, She's one to talk. ;) OH MY GAAAWWWD!! That skitch went tramping her sh*t around last year, tits out and face caked. She threw it around to anyone who would catch  it and even went into the no-no zone of boyfriend territory. If she wasn't trying to sleep with someones boyfriend, she was starting drama in other areas of the school. In her wake she left a path of destruction, broken friendships, relationships and she probably spread around herpes to the majority of the school population.
So annnnny way- Point is, this girl needs to practice what she preaches in her monthly little article. Amen.

Nothing gives us a promise for tomorrow.

All the things we do, we do them as if we'll have an option to patch things up later. Life doesn't seem to work that way.  If you make a mistake sometimes there's no fixing it like that. My favorite quote is "Live like there's no tomorrow, Dream as if you'll live forever".  Makes me think that we all need to take a step forward instead of back. Do something spontaneous, there might not be a "someday" where you can do all of the stuff you want to do. Live, Laugh, Love.

Good Week

Highs of this week!!!
Number One- I got my license, first try!!! Yawhoo!!

Number Two- Phillip Phillips won American Idol!!! (LOVE him, I voted like 500 times)

ANNNNNNND Number Three- Goin to Lake Shasta!!!

Top Ten of the week!

10)  Fake nails!! I uber love em but they are the dickens when they keep poppin off. OH Jesus wheres my glue?? Espec. when you're chasing tennis balls in PE and a nail pops off in the middle of a game.

9) Passing my knowledge test at the DMV. Pros: I passed. Duh. Cons: that means I have to take my driving test. (bites nails). sooooo nervous.

8) Like 11 days of school left. this year flew by like no other. kinda creepy. I'm a Junior after a few weeks. Bella was a Jr. when she met Edward. (sigh) No such luck for this chick. Been boyfriend free for a lonnnnnnngggg time.

7) Learned how to operate the foil printer for annual like a champ. Excited for next year, I have so many knew ideas I would like to bring to the table. But it's gonna be a super busy year next year with all of my classes. Elective choices:  Annual, Photography, and either Art or Journalism. I can't make up my mind. I wish we had eight periods in the day :/....

6) Debbie Downer: Russel Brand is hosting MTV movie awards. BOO. I miss Jason Sudekis (?). He was actually funny and not just extremely offensive. I have no clue what some people see in him. (He looks like he would smell)

5)  City wide garage sale is tomorrow. Yay me and the old people in my town. It's that one special day of the year when my grandpa takes me and my brother down town, gives us each ten bucks (hey, thats like at least a hundred dollars in garage sale money) and lets us run free while he gets stuck talking to people he knows.  Gonna get me some books man!!

4) Stephanie Plum!! just started the series and so far so good. I would recommend the series to my friends :). Yummy Joseph Morelli

3) Had some Red Robin Chicken Bruschetta Samwhich today (f*ck yeah).

2)  Watched like five episodes of Hot in Cleveland with my mom and laughed my self silly. Haha Im giggling about it now just thinking about it. I know, I'm like an old lady. I don't need to be reminded.

1)  Been looking at stuff online about portland for like the whole week. Its such a gorgeous city. I hope I getta go to the college there. Thats my dream. Its close to home but just far enough that its completely different.

Pennies for thoughts

No body likes nasty skitches, especially of the 'incredibly b*tchy' variety. These of which, Oakland is teeming with. Vile and disgusting, they continue to walk our halls and spread words of cruelty to the rest of the high school population. Case in point, news had spread through the school that someone was using their instagram app for evil. This skitch took a picture of a group of girls having fun and enjoying the warm weather (all in some form of shorts) and spun the picture with some form of derogatory terms, cooch hanging out or the like. Where does this bi*tch get off? I'll tell you where, HOE-valley. Ironic that she would be the one to say this about these girls ,when she her self is unable to keep her legs closed and her a** cheeks from falling out of her barely there mini-skirts. ;) If you're gonna be a hater, just hate yourself like we all do.

PS-  All info of this blog could be purely fictional, only my closest friends and frenemies will ever know ;) sooooo keep the PO-PO out of my bizzznach ya'all!
With Muches loves and a touch a' hate to all those fakers out there,

THE D$B

Quotes from my mind.

My friendship doesn't come with a receipt,

Totally off topic but adorable none the less

You can't take it back for returns or refunds.
Warranties aren't available either,
If you break it, sorry I don't give you another one.
I'm a cash only type of girl,
Credit cards just get you played.

You could give me the light of a thousand suns,
Then I'd tell you I want darkness.
Light is for the cowards who can't find their way home in the dark.

No matter what you're doing, who you're with, or what its about, I'm there. Through and Through. 100%. Friends don't mean anything unless you can count on them.

If you look at something for long enough, you can make connections with anything else in the world.

Most of the people who pick at you and the things you do, its because they only have the ability to see fault when there head is shoved that far up their own a**es.

Dirty Dolla's Hits and Misses

OK well for starters, this week had a whole lotta ups and downs. Lets hit reverse and video break down this mofo.
Monday- Well as usual, monday sucked. Nothing seemed to be working right in the school. We couldn't even watch planet freakin earth in biology. P*ssed me the f**k off. Then to top it, we played the worlds biggest cheaters (move over Kobe) in tennis during PE. Just the kind of people that burnt my beans.
Tuesday: PSHHHH I don't even remember what happened. There's two kinds of week days for me, Thursday and the sh*t days, which is pretty much everything else.
Wednesday: Worst Day of the Week. Walked the mile with a solid fourteen minutes (refer to dinosaur-zombie syndrome). And then played another game of tennis. This time I got so frustrated with the game, I "playfully" thumped my partner in the back of the head for her "effort" (or lack there of). After surviving the worst day of the week I went home and crashed like the dickens.
TGIT!!!!!
Thursday: My torrid affair with my lovely Thursdays is currently active. Oh how I love them.
Order of Events:
- Assembly at 8:00.
      The candidates for next years student council had to give their speel and we all had to vote... yada yada. Buuuuuhhht OMG this girl totes messed up the national anthem and did not know how to pull it offf smooth. Trying to be funny doesn't really work after you publicly humiliate yourself like that sorry hun ;).
andd about the speeches given: most of them were unnecessary because nobody was running against each other but I have to say the little bit of competition my friends had, they pulled it out like a big shot and both got the positions they wanted.
-Academic  Awards
   Well after waiting two hours I got a art award, not even a real one, it was a merit award.

My week officially sucked.

Sooooo Cute

Often Imitated but Never Duplicated

Eriann and I <3

Me and Jeb Harperrr

Shawn Needles,  Meeeeee, anddd the notorios ShinyCoppaPenny

My Crazy Life and the People in it.

This is Mega Mullah

People who erk me off.

Ya know, im competitive but im HONEST and competitive. I enjoy a friendly game of tennis but when skitches try to cheat an sh*i, beezuz aint happenin up in this gym!!!! The posers know they are doin wrong when they start the classic "I hate this game" or " Can we just get this over?". It dont work like that. Have fun annnnd try not to lie. Gawwwd thats the dickens. End of story...

And it Begins

The count down has started. The end of the year is approaching very quickly annnd this is the longest part of the year. I call it countdown alley. We all seem so set on Summer, but I'm kinda not ready for it, yeah I'm ready for the sun to finally show its face and to not have to wake up so god dang early but i'm not ready to be away from my friends. As a sophomore, I only have TWO YEARS of school left; TWO YEARS. Thats hardly enough time.  Its goin by sooo fast gawd. To top it all off, I just got done with a very sad book about a girl dying. LOVE ALLLLLLLLLL OF YOU GUYS<3

still kickinnnnn

Sorry I haven't updated in forevvvs dolls, trust me babies I'm still kickkin. Been so busy with the socially unacceptable drivers ed. Buttt ya allz don't be gettin the wrong impression, I'm still flossin' like Ivana... Trump ;). So for the DUH factor of the week, i gotz to say, this one chick at my school totally wins in that category.

Heres the DL:  Well there's this one really impressionable girl at my school (not the smartest person on earth) that fell in to a total sh*t storm of epic proportions. It all started when her skanky "BestFriend" slept with her ex(not really, they were still kinda FWBing it up)-Boyfriend. What a b*tch move on the friends part. G-Ross X10. If I had been the girl that this bad stuff happened to, I woulda wiped the halls with that ho's face. Buhhhht unfortunately I am not her, and she is a sweetheart and let the trollop back into her BFF circle with no punishment.
Then it gets totes juicy, the WFF (whore friend forever) decided it would be a good idea to drag her forgiving friend down with her when she got busted for drugs (surprising that such a good friend would do such a thing, i know) and completely screwed up things for the girl becuzz now the nice girl is busted by the Parental Control, and the WFF walks free of school (she was expelled), The Parental Controls (OBVZ her parents either are completely oblivious to their daughters lewd acts or they don't care), and she don't gotta deal with dramma with her friend becuzz the 'forgiving' friend doesn't realized how big of a hole the WFF dug for her and through her in. It just proved that the WFF could sketch it out with her boyfriend annnnnd on top of that get her completely in trouble without reciprocation.

Some People.... Jesus.

Haha

True Dat

Shoulder pain

Today was just one of those days where I could not focus for the life of me, all I wanted to do was sleep and read.... gawwwwhhhh bed here I come. OHHH and Phil's Numbers for the night are: 1-866-IDOLS-02 and 1-866-IDOLS-07

Worst Day Ever Invented

Who ever invented Wednesday can go die. This is the worst day of the week. Our gym teacher thinks that humiliating us by running the mile every wednesday is healthy. Bahahaha, no, Mrs. P, It is just a ginormous self-esteem killer. Why can't we run like two laps twice a week? or a lap a day? its like the exact same thing. annnnnd it would probably be wayyyy healthier for everyone to run everyday instead of putting it  balls to the walls for just on tediously stupid day. thank god this is my last year of PE. Don't get me wrong, i like running for sports and stuff just not running without a purpose.

Read at your own discretion...

FYI: This is where I write and record what really goes on soooo if you don't like it don't read. Not trying to offend but this is how it goes.  So I guess you could call this a late disclaimer of sorts. :) BTW, Rachel Chapman said that my blog couldn't get any page space for the school news paper! How TOTES bogus is that bananas! So freedom of speech for the school = 0.  I'm just gonna keep on keeping on man, even if no body reads this mess of words, its here for anyone to see. THE FUTURE= NO SECRETS. The evolution of mankind has started don't be a speed bump and hold up the line man. ---- MUCH LOVE$ DOLLZ,
D$B

PS. Shout out to Rachel for tryin' to push the boundaries! luvvv ya doll!

Ask Amber... Should We?

Keaton and Amber 

So for all those who know Amber Smithey, do you think a video segment showing her answering some simple questions would be entertaining?  I mean she is the girl that thought tuna came from salmon and Abe Lincoln was the founder of apples.  We could have so much fun with this one.

Made my day a touch brighter

Matty McKibben, Marry Me?

This is adorable...

One Direction Sucks

HAHAHA

Jeezzzz everybody and their dog is like totally trippin' about the new boy band One Direction. Well, Peepz D$B is here to step in with an intervention. If you are down with cute guys singing in a group f*ck One Direction, listen to The Wanted.  Trust me dollzzzz... One Direction is only goin' one direction, up and out.  Some are thinking they might make it to NSYNC status but nooo bueno. They don't even have a Britney/Justin romance goin' down on the sidelines to boost sales. GAHH and their lyrics are just WHORE-ible. The Wanted could sing a total date-rape song and get away with it (Glad You Came) which makes them level five badasses. If you are likin' the whole One Direction thing, then I advise you to up your game, everyone likes the songs that tell them that they are beautiful andddd that they are gonna find the perfect guy for them annnnd alll that garbage buhhhht ladies do better for yourself annnnnd listen to some boys that know how to party.

The Real Stuff

Parents and Pedofiles

Apparently I'm the only one on blogger with a balls-out blog that talks about what people actually care about. Flip through some of this stuff and over half of it all is stupid pictures of peoples ugly kids. News flash: strangers do not care what your family looks like, and if they do, they are obvs pedo-z.  Soo yeah, get that shizznat off the web unless you want a stampede of baby rapers stakin out your house and what not. If you see more than two guys with mustaches walk past your house, CALL THE POPO! Your children are in danger because of your r-tarded blogging habits.  Put that sh*t on craigslist if you want em gone that bad! PUH-lease.