It's a new year!

With  September approaching I can not help but get excited for school, I know I'm a weirdo. But if you think about it, there is a lot of crap to get excited for.
Here's the bullet points:

• School Clothes Shopping: Buckle here I come! Gonna get me some Affliction and Rock Revival Jeans. Maybe a BA pair of Cowgirl boots too.
• Getting my hair done!! Gonna get bangs like Shailene Woodley and layers and lots of new colors. Oh and to top it off, this is gonna go down with my home gurrl Aysha! 
• School Supply Shopping: Gonna pimp out my locker this year like no other brother!!
• And with my new clothes and hair, I'm gonna look ah-mazing for my school picture!

My Coloring

My Layers

My Bangs

Suck it Haters! ;)

Just Because Everyone Needs to Watch

Douglas County

Yesterday, as I was cruisin' through the Roseburg supermarket I noticed this bedazzled wife-beater that said "Real Housewives of Douglas County" with three glasses of wine bedazzled underneath the fancy spancy lettering. I, being the smart ass that I am, shoved it to the back of the pile of tank-tops due to the false information that the shirt gave out. The "Real Housewives of Douglas County" are far better represented with bottles of Coors Light than glasses of chardonnay .

 Seriously, you should see half of the scum that inhibit the aisles of Sherm's. G-Ross. I was unaware that your PJ's and MooMoo's were proper shopping attire these days. Load up your seven kids in the back of your Bronco, go home, and put some clothes on. And pay for your frozen pizza and ice cream with something other than your food stamps.

Please&ThankYou :)

Hot and Not

As snotty little teenage girls, my friends and I used to put together these lists comprising of things that we considered 'hot' and 'not'. I think we actually copied this idea from Massie Block. If you have ever read the clique novels, you will know what I'm talking about.  So, I decided it would be kinda cool to make one now... about random a** sh*t.

Hot	Not
Movie Theater Mobbin’.	Hijackin’ Silver Wings
The New Galaxy S III	The iPhone. Screw the iPhone.
Dumb Things Lindsey Lohan says... example: wanting to remake Thelma and Louise with Jennifer Lawrence.. but add two guys to the mix...	Megan Fox’s big mouth and little thumb, babbling on the the press about how abused she was on the set of transformers.
Twitter... although hatchtags are for douche bags, twitter is the one place that parents have yet to invade.	Facebook. Okay, not gonna lie, I do wake up to it. But it is getting wayy out of hand. Way out of hand.
Christopher Nolan’s Batman Films	Anything else. I don’t care if it is taboo right now. Still awesome.
Awkward.	Glee. Too mainstream for my taste.
Beau Mirchoff <3	Brett Davern... ugh
Teen Wolf!! and some Tyler Hoechlin.	I'm way too out of the loop on PPL. But Ezra's still fine.
Summer reminds me of how much I miss winter.	Summer is going by way too fast. It's my second to last summer!!

How To: Get People To Like You

Okay, as a long time loser, then kinda sorta turned a little bit popular, I have some tricks up my sleeve as to getting 'in' with the cool kids. Follow the bulleted list and you might have a chance.

DO NOT do any of the following:

• Making friends with the IDGAF crowd. This is a major no-no. Most of them aren't very friendly people and won't except you anyways. There is a whole new rule book when you're approaching that unruly group.
• Pretend to be someone that isn't you. The act is noticeable and it WILL go wrong somewhere. Stick to yourself just an amplified version of yourself.
• Do not be shy. First dead giveaway that you are a Class A mega-loser.

The DO's:

• Be confident and kinda cocky but not annoying.
• Make funny jokes. Jokes are the way to a cool persons heart. They make you sound wittier than what you really are. Google that shit if you have too.
• Take an extra 45 minuted getting ready in the morning. Trust me, it's well worth it.
• If you are a girl: wear makeup. Not enough to look like an Oompa-Loompa but enough to hide your worst flaw an play up your best feature. Nobody likes looking at uglies in the morning.
• Be the shoulder to cry on and the advise giver but never let your guard down. The less they know about you the better. You do not want to give them ammunition against you. Letting them spill their beans to you is a sure fire way to gain their friendship. They know you know their secrets and they want to keep that shit on the DL.
• Pretend you have a life outside of their little group. Gives them a little mystery and makes them want to be your friend even more.
• Never lie about anything. It will just come back to bite you. Exaggerating is the way to go if you wanna fib.
• Go to all of the events (B-Day parties, sleepovers) but do not act like you are so grateful they  invited you. Be polite and happy but never clingy.

By doing this you might have a shot at making some friends out side of the band room.

Drunk Dialing

Well, you guys might remember a couple of entries ago there was a guy that was going out with one of my frenemies. Well he is not anymore. Ya wanna know how I know this? I got a phone call at three o'clock in the morning. Not really the best way to find out. Ha. He was plastered to the fourth degree and going off about how much of a bee-otch the other girl was. My reply was, if you thought that than why did you date her in the first place. You could say that I'm kinda sorta disappointed with the situation. I'm good enough to be the shoulder to cry on but not much else. They will probably get back together with in this week and the whole drunken condo between us long forgotten under the haze of a hangover.

Awkward.

Oh, Awkward, how you make me fall in love with you over and over again. In the new episode, everything hit me just right. Especially the part at the end when Sadie accused Matty of sabotaging Jake and Jenna's relationship and at first he said he wasn't then he turned around and gave a sneaky lil smile. Fireworks exploded in my heart <3. I also got a little teary when Lacey (Jenna's mom) told Jenna that her dad left and it wasn't for just a while. I am stoked for next weeks, cuzzz it's gonna be fantastic... Jenna's goin' to church camp!!

If you're not a pain in my a**, I'm sure I'll find where it's at.

Jesus criminy crickets, it seems like the days are too long yet the friggin' summer is goin' by way too dang fast. I'm going to be a JUNIOR, can you believe it? A junior? It seems like just yesterday I was trolling the swing area trying to get the pea gravel out of my light-up sketchers, about to go ape-shit on the slides if ya know what I mean.  It feels so recent in my memory that its even harder to believe that I'm almost done and on my own. UBER-freakin'-WEIRD. With the realization that half of my friends are now my 'frenemies', the approaching end doesn't seem so unbearable. It only seemed so when I thought people would actually miss me and that I would miss them. But I guess the old saying still applies, out of sight out of mind.

List of Things I'm Abso-Freakin'-Lutely Excited For

• College!! In Portland with all of the delectable weirdo's and freak's of nature. Maybe, just maybe I'll fit in.
• My birthday, hey I'm gonna be 17. If I was Laurie Strode Michael Myers would be coming after me this Halloween. And it is an eye opener to know that I'm the same age as Jenna Hamilton... Even older.
• Hawaii this Christmas, we leave December 21st so I'm praying to god that the Mayans are just plain retarded. And I getta see my Gran from NZ!!! :) 
• All the drama that entails with being an upperclassmen. Don't worry dolls, I'll share the dirty deetz ;)
• The last Twilight!!! It's gonna be so sad when it's over, Imma cry! :.(
• But with every end, comes a new beginning. Hunger Games sequel, Catching Fire, will hit with an even harder force than the first did.
• UHMMM News Flash!!! Magic Mike Part Deuce is in talks! ;) YUM<>

Hot and Bothered

Well I definitely know what I'm gonna be doing for my 21st birthday! Seeing some hot Xquisite action. After seeing the magic of Magic Mike, I am thirsty for the live show. MMHMM. Yummy is all I can say.

On another note, I'll give you guys a run down of the movie.  I might be kinda biased due to my affinity for eye candy. The movie starts with a little speech from Dallas (Matthew McConaughey) and then cuts to Mike's (Channing Tatum) bedroom where you get a lovely shot of his derriere. You learn that although Mike enjoys the 'company' of women, the stripper lifestyle, and the occasional drunken night, he is a pretty good guy. He is hardworking and actually pretty funny. Newcomer Adam (Alex Pettyfer) on the other hand, is all for the party hardy and quite cocky. The whole problem in the movie is that It is Mike's duty to protect Adam from the dark side of stripping and he screws up and Adam gets into some pretty bad shit. Along the way, Mike falls in love with Brooke (Cody Horn, well acted part), Adam's sister. Mike eventually learns that his life should not revolve around stripping and that he wants to follow his dreams of designing furniture and a relationship with Brooke. He drops out of the game and Adam is quick to fill his shoes.

I really enjoyed it, perfect amount of man thong. I would def see it again.

Going to see Magic Mike tonight!!!

Finally the wait is over, I get to see it. Magic Mike will be epic. I know it. I've been so busy with work and fambam stuff that I had to back burner my burning loins for Magic Mike. Too bad my mommy isn't going with me :/// I need a drool buddy but it looks like it's just gonna be me.

Surprise?

Oddly enough, the post that got me in some drama was not one about me ranting about skanks and posers. It was about a real life situation that was purely about me and not really involving anyone else. The article was just about how I have no confidence when it comes to boy. Not me dissing on someone hard core. All this really taught me is that I need a new group of people to hang out with. Less self absorbed-the whole world revolves around me and my small problems- people.

Problems, Yada Yada Yada

Considering I already feel horrible and that boating usually makes me feel icky, today is going to be a good day for boating. The cause of my icky-ness is directly related to the fact that my so called 'friends', might just be that, so called. Since they are obviously chomping at the bit for a reason to be mad at me maybe they aren't my friends. Dropping all communications and just assuming what I'm saying, kinda sends up a red flag notification of unfriending. The friendship train must only go one way in this town. I was under the impression that we were pretty tight but i guess not, she would rather trust the friend who put her down all year than the one who tried to make things better.  Forgetting material things like kindness must go away when you're looking for a reason to fight. Not gonna lie, I can be a total bitch when I get to arguing but that was when I had no idea who the f*** I was talking too.

Resolution: I'm done with other peoples problems. They always think your world must revolve around them after you try to help them.

Self Centered

Some people seem to have a problem with being self absorbed. Just because you read something that is somewhat similar to a situation you are in, does not necessarily mean that it's about you and your drama. Other peoples lives are for more complex than just revolving around you and your pity parade of drama. Since this is my blog, this is my pity parade of drama and I could give a crap less about your ups and downs. Well, I do care. But I can't stand people who think that everything is always about them, Cha Feel? (Yes, I just pulled a 21 Jump Street quote) And on another note, it is my business.

DirecTV Can Suck It

MutherF-ing DirecTV is making me miss my favorite show tomorrow because they are too lame to make a deal with ViaCom. Ya know they coulda asked all of the customers if they would rather pay more instead of just dropping the channels like that. Personally I do not think ViaCom is asking for too much. The last time they renewed the contract was seven years ago. Do you know how much everything has gone up in seven years?? A helluva lot. A thirty percent increase is nothing except rolling with the times. If they don't think that MTV and other networks belonging to ViaCom are worth it, they are not thinking clearly. Pretty much everything I watch was on those 26 channels. I blame DirecTV. All they did was give everyone a free half month of Encore. Yeah, a generic movie channel. They should of gave everyone all of the movie channels until the conflict was resolved. We are making the switch to Dish on Tuesday and we are gettin' the Hopper. Yeah buddy. I'm not gonna be able to stop quoting the commercial for weeks.

Haters Gonna Hate.. ;)

It's a getting  to up in here dollz. A post has sparked some drama with in the twittersphere. Anonymous comments ARE NOT a way to stand up for your self Which I don't even see the point of arguing... it's kind of a blog... for entertainment.... sorry I can not get over how easily offended some of these hoes are these days. I said in my bio: read it and weep, with a warning about no filters. Don't get butthurt if you don't know how to read, there's a place for that. It's called kindergarten, check that sh*t out. With the emotional tolerance of a fly you should also check out a therapy seshh too. Nobody likes a sulker.

Photography

D$B writing on a wallet

Burning On a Rolling Tire

Sun and Tea

Summer Blisss

GEE-Orgy

Chasing Arrows

Snowing Desert

Japan in Portland

Concert of Epic-Ness

Haha... No Comment

Stevie and Jeremiah

Best Drink on the Planet

Concussed and Confirmed

OK, so anyone who knows me, knows that I am unable to walk across a flat surface without tripping. Well apparently vacuuming puts up a whole other problem.
So I was just a vacuuming' away in the party room at the pizzeria. My head was tilted looking at the ground ahead of me when my forehead collided with the force of Goliath into this block of wood on the wall (no idea what is decorative about a block of wood). The impact is not what hurt, I was doubled over due to laughter. My insanity levels were at an all time high as was my embarrassment. Atleast half of the people had seen my mishap and they were quick to spread the word. With eyes filled with tears (of laughter due to my stupidity), I took the walk of shame back to my position at the cash register. My head began throbbing as my laughter died down and everyone else's started. I haven't had a seizure or blacked out so I must not be in immediate danger.

Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.

Country Music That Kicks A**

I know that country music has become the loser factor of the industry and that means if you are cool, you are obligated to hate country. Not necessarily true.
 There is nothing like blaring the Jason Aldean on a hot July saturday night, it sure does make ya wanna bump and grind your uglies about the trailer park. "She's Country",  "Hicktown", "My Kinda Party" are may absolut fave's by Jason.  MMMMhmm, I'm rocking them holey jeans. And I wanna chill with some Skynard and some old Hank. If you wanna drink, baby just do your thing.

List of A-mazing country songs.

Yumazing, Luke Bryan

• Those listed above of course.
• Country Girl Shake it for Me by Luke Bryan
• Drink in My Hand by Eric Church
• Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert
• Rodeo by Garth Brooks
• Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr.
• Add some Nickleback to the mix and you are set to party hardy.

And if you are still not agreeing then I'll force feed you this good music til you are hooked.  It's the original Party Rocking.

Jason Aldean

Dazed and Confused

My absence is inexcusable but these last two days have majorly sucked a**. I won't go into details as to why, not that I don't trust my normal readers, it's the snoops I'm trying to avoid.
Thursday was probably the worst. After a horrible day I came home and thought that the new episode of Awkward could take me away. Unfortunately it did not. Something needs to happen between Jenna and Matty pronto or my patience is going to be up. And is any body else weirded out by the fact that whatever wait Sadie lost, Jenna gained? I know the show is kinda about your self image but if I had my own TV show I would try to lose weight, not pack it on. I still hope this season picks up because I love the show so much.

On another note, I now can completely sympathize with Jenna about being Anne Franked by a guy you really like. Thats kinda why my fifth of July was so majorly horrible.

You are your own movie...

It's three AM I must be lonely

Do you ever have those moments where you're just chillin' and a song comes on that makes you think? For me that just happened and the song was 'If you're gone' by Matchbox Twenty (gawwwd I love Rob Thomas). I gazed out the window and reflected upon my life. Dagnabbit, I felt as if I was in a movie.

Teen Wolf Epi. Frenemies

Spoiler: More babbling about Teen Wolf and cute guys ahead ;)

After watching the new episode of Teen Wolf last night I was aware of two things, one being that there was so not enough Derek in that epi and two Jackson needs to stop being such an A-Hole.

You find out in 'Frenemies' that the Kanima has a master and that means that Jackson is being controlled by someone, we will call him the unknown stranger. I do believe that the unknown stranger is none other than Gerard (Allison's grandpa). Just the way that the Kanima didn't even attack him kinda gave me the clue.

Teen Wolf is one of my favorite shows, but I can say I definitely miss my  Awkward. :(

What Happens When You Google Random Words

Here's some pics that came up when I image searched some random words.

Monkey Dog:

Robot Farts:

Hungry Ant Bunny:

Bad Weiner Rocket:

Difficulties of Exporting

So, recently my blog has been pretty popular so I was thinking of exporting it to tumblr to spread the joy. It just so happens that its exceedingly tedious to import my blog onto tumblr, almost impossible. The format of tumblr has much more restrictions than blogger does and you are limited in your layout and graphic creativity. Not I forget to mention, tumblr for some unknown reason cannot remember my email address. Anyway, tumblr sucks. Boo. very disappointed.

ZakTrappTV

Oh my gawd!! After a recommendation from a couple of my friends, I headed on over to YouTube and  watched a couple of ZakTrappTV videos. Let's just say I subscribed. They were funny as hecklesMcGee and I'd prefer to watch them over mainstream comedians. Well they do tell us to buy local... I guess this counts. Anyways... Uber funny videos and a pretty cute guy making them, not gonna lie. Some of the videos feature chat roulette pranks, an alternative to your phone case, and a helpful How to Guide on what to do when you run out of TP.  I found them all very hilarious check it out :)ZakTrappTV Channel

Yes, we get it.

White Trash Chic

Yes, if you talk about how "Your grandaddy has kick a** bonfires and all you do is go huntin' and fishin'." we all know you consider your self a bada** hillbilly muthaf*cker. (or at least you are trying to be). Sorry to break it to you but it's class A annoying when all you do is post about how you loooovvve country music and four wheelers. Looking like white tray isn't classy these days, you might wanna rethink the bandana top and walmart special boots. Sorry, you might actually have to shop at a store that doesn't end with Mart to get the attention you're looking for babe. You're Welcome ;) - My Sadie Moment of the Week