I have fallen in love....

Today I have read the book of my dreams. It was amazing. Jenny Han's 'The Summer I turned Pretty', captivated what every teen girl wants in a summer.  Heres the lowdown: Belly is almost 16 and is spending her summer at the beach house like she does every year with her mother, brother, and her mother's best friend and her two sons.  Belly has grown up with these guys and loves them just like family, except she's always been in love with Conrad, the older brother.  This book couldn't have been more perfect (until I found out there it was a trilogy <3 yay!!).  I love Conrad, he's deep and full of intensity and emotion.

Beau Mirchoff

Casting!!  OK I kinda have my own lil dream cast worked out.
Belly: Isabelle Fuerman. Some people said Shailene Woodley but I think the audience would feel for some one less commercial and more fragile looking.  But Shailene is an incredible actress, she could also pull it off. or Kaya Scodelario.
Conrad: Beau Mirchoff. For shizz. He is the epitome of raw intense emotion with just the right amount of sarcastic humor to be perfect. And he's adorable.  If you don't agree with me about the emotion thing, try to watch the season finale of Awkward with out crying.
Jeremiah: Josh Hutcherson: He would be a good little brother to Beau Mirchoff and would fit as the character because of his friendly nature.
Steven (Belly's brother): The guy who played Amanda Bynes' twin Sebastian on She's the Man.
Susannah (Conrad and Jeremiah's mom): Julia Roberts cough Steel Magnolia's cough

Josh Hutcherson

Laurel (Belly's mom): Sandra Bullock. She just fits. But I sometimes I pictured Michelle Pfiefer.

Isabelle Fuhrman

Kaya Scodelario

Saturday Night Plans for Anyone?

This never happens..... haha

Effective way of promoting your business... Like candy a van. 

Things that P*ss Me Off

Girls with boyfriends. Yeah, thats right I went there. And I'm not talking about the girls that are in a normal relationship with another person. I'm talking about the girls that think the sun shines outta their boyfriends a**hole.  Trust me, it doesn't.  It's so annoying when that is all a person will talk about. It's like holy moly!!! get a life!! If I were talking to you in real life right now, I would be imitating them with a snobby high-pitched voice.  What brought this on wassss one of my friends is like super duper obsessed with her boyfriend annd to top it all off she insists to form her schedule around him. Ha- if it didn't effect me, I couldn't give an F-less but guess what? It has to screw up my entire schedule too bCuzz she is teamed up with me for a project.  Oh good golly miss molly, if I have to hear another thing about not being able to proceed with my original plans because of this, this... issue, I might just have to hurt someone. (not a threat, but I might make you cry, I'm not typically a mean person).  Take your shizznat elsewhere, PUH-LEASE!

Top Tenz for the Dolls

New Segment of 'THE' blog, it's called Top Tez. Top Tenz is where I'm gonna tellz you guyz whats kinddda happenin right now, aight?  Everyone has their opinions,  I could pretend like I care ;) sooooo dolllllz this gonna be real. It's better than I ever even knew.

1)   Starting with the romance!!!!!  Fresh off of the Hollywood chopping block,  Kelso and Jackie (Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis) are reunited for one last hippie-van-rockin' hooraw?   Waiiiiiit not so fast tabloids! Just bCuzz they were spotted in publick togeths does not make them smoochie buddies.  Cmon peeps, give two good friends a break, MAYBE they were just hangin' out down the street, the same old thing they did last week? Who the heckles knows...  VERDICT:  Wait for a public announcement of their relationship before you believe what you hear.  Ashton's prolly strolling through the old folks homes to replace Demi anyways.


2)   Did you know that if you google the term, 'Yummy Guys' one of the first sites to pop up is an UBER-stalker site of Zac Efron. It has pictures of him on or near his balcony. BEWARE: Buttcheeks, and boxers. (Yum.) haha. Do not ask me how I know this.

3)   Jessica Simpson is pregos, we get it. End of story.  Was anyone else sick of her after the first episodes of 'Newlyweds' with Nick Lachey? McVomit. Get your biscuit out of the oven annnnnd we will pretend to care :)

4)   OHS News- One of my HomeCatz, Rachel Chapman said she was gonna write an article in the Oaker Chronicle about thissss lil blog. Publicity YAY! Had to mention her. :)

5)   No updates on the most recent expulsions from OHS.  One thing is for sure,  the topic came in with a bang and out with a fizzle. No one really cares anymore. After the initial response we just kinda realized, Yeah they were stoners, and they weren't too quite about it either. We all should of expected it to happen. But now all of the teachers are up in our bizz. Astonishing, I know. I get bullied publicly in front of a teacher for a year and nothing gets done until I punch the b*tch and ALL the teachers are on the look out for bad behavior now just bCuzz two people were carrying magic brownies? Corrupt I tell you.

6)  Kristen Stewart was named UK's Best Dressed of the Year.  Seems kinda gloomy to me. Are most of the UK blind? She wears black like 24/7 and does not know the word smile.

7)  AGAIN, I will rave on Lana Del Rey.  How else can I say this, she is a creative genius with a mystical sort of voice that match her symbolic videos. Best Video:  By far Born To Die. Put that b*tch on repeat and listen to it over and over and over.  It's like hypnotizing and it just locks you in. If she doesn't win any Upcoming Artists awards this year I will be one mad cookie.

8)  Dude, got the hottest book series that I'm reading right now, The Dark Divine by Bree Despain.  It's delicious if you are into Twilight/Mortal Instruments books, and you would not be bandwagoners by indulging bCuzz hardly anyone knows of these books.
Plot- ( I will try not to spoil anything for you)  Grace is the preacher's (pastor, whatever) daughter. She has an older brother, Jude.  Way before Hunger Games, I pictured Liam Hemsworth in that role.
Grace's life is completely ordinary until a boy from her past shows up under very mysterious circumstances and eerie things start happening.
It's a pretty good read, it's not Hamlet or anything. Very easy read and I quite enjoyed it. :)

9)  Kardashian's are going to be on the air for another three more years. I don't think I have to say much else in that department.

10)  Oakland High School's Campaign week is coming up!!! So once again, Vote for Eriann, Beth, and Nix!!!!!! PS Don't be a goner like Jeffery Dahmer.

Love you, Dollz

Trippy Hands

Only watch this if you are under the influence of some serious techno music or drugs. Hard Drugs. JK It seemed like a pretty mind boggling thing to watch. :) hopes the Dollz love

LOL of the Day

1)   There is nothing more satisfying in life than catching someone in a lie. And that is exactly what I did today. Played it out like a champ ;)

2)   This Guy>

Cosmopolis, Next Cult Sensation?

Everyone whose anyone should be bookin it to the theaters this Summer/Fall to see this fudgin' weird movie.  This movie is about a twenty something billionaire (Pattinson) going through New York City in a high-tech super stretch=============Limo, trying to get a hair cut. Weird right? but wait. Thats not all there is too it. Somehow he's like some sort of super genius annnnnnnd it almost looks like its pre-apacalyptic.  Kinda futuristic, but with the color arrangement of a '90s movie. Kinda like someone took a mash up of the matrix and the conspiracy theories today to form (well at least i think it will be) the uber cult classic of our generation.  Forget, inception. This is going to trip your mind.

T.G.I.T. Can Suck It.

Today was an awful day. For multiple reasons.

GAAAW.....Every one seemed to be on annoying mode, walking around with a serious case of Jerk-La-Whore.  Including, me. I was in a terrible mood (I hoped nobody noticed).  Every little thing hit me like the dickens.
ANDDD..... Some stuff happened, not major stuff, but it felt like major shizznat when it went down.
I hope you all know how loyal I am to my friends, andd if ya don't, theeeen you OBVS don't know me. If I hear something concerning one of my closest friends and theres even the SLIGHTEST possibility that it might hurt her in someway, I will tell her. In my opinion, everyone deserves to know information about them selves. Holding it back could make things way worse in later events.  I always have my besties backs and I hope they have mine. :)

ANNNd, If you ever hear annnnnnnything about me, I trust you guys to tell me. MUCH MUCH LOVE :)

Word of the Day.

From the magical minds of Dirty Dolla Bill and Shiny Coppa Penny, I present to you the newest disease known to man kind.

A Patient Suffering from Zombie-Dinosaur Syndrome

Run, Run, I tell you!

Zombie-Dinosaur Syndrome- The chronic illness of the inability of running. Symptoms Include: Only being able to exceed a walking pace if one of the two creatures are in the process of chasing you.

Maturity...Know it.

Everyone has that one friend who thinks that they are soooooo much more mature than everyone else and has 'street smarts'. I call bull. Just cuz you don't have parents that make you follow some sort of rules and lets you do whatever you want, does not necessarily mean that everyone else should be doing what you're doing. Just saying.  Saying that 'you don't give a f*ck' about anything (school or life in general) doesn't make you any smarter than the rest of us.  It's called life for a reason, not partying 24/7.  Responsibility  is a HUGE part of maturity and if you don't have any responsibilities, hows the DirtyDolla gonna have annnnnny respect for you at all. :) Step up to the plate, clean up your act, actually try at life, annnnnddd then maybe I'll consider respecting you. You have to be cruel to be kind.

OHHH and PS... Stop telling people what to do, when you don't even know yourself.

Big Money

Big Money is without a doubt the 'Big Man' on campus.  There are so many ways I could describe this guy, he can either be one of the coolest guys to hang around with or it can be very awkward (personally). Most people don't know Big Money the ways that I know him.
We've had our issues, I call him names, he calls me names, and then we forgive and forget. It's our system. And, hey, it's worked so far.

Rantation with Explanation

UGH! You wanna know some one who really burns my beans? (Line from my Geometry teacher, props).  There's this one guy who can be as sweet as pie for five minutes then the most disgusting person I've ever met. He's a vulture, he feeds off of people who are hurt by his words of unkindness. If he's not being a huge jerk-la-whore then he's spreading lies about something. Somedays I would much rather hear the lies than what he actually thinks because he p*sses me off sooooo much.

For example, he will text me one night and I won't do something he asks me too, and he acts like he has a severe case of butthole-itus for the next couple days.  Jussst because you are some what attractive, doesn't give you the right to disrespect all the girls who don't give you what you want. You have to be cruel to be kind,  the way you act makes your good looks turn to nothing.

If the book 'Beastly' was about anyone at all, it should be about this person.

Stars of Magic Mike

Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer

Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, and Channing Tatum

Magic Mike

One more night cap blog for all y'allz.  Check out Magic Mike, a strippppppper ;) movie starring none the less, Channing tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Matthew McConaughey. Can anyone say yummmm!

Newww Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aREGMYUhfrE&feature=youtu.be

Expelled and Exploited

Got sommme dirty gossip dolls!! Two of the infamous pot heads of the high school have been sniffed out to their skunky dismay. Now that the smoke has cleared, it was acctuaally the little chocolate treats that had them in some deep trouble. The two girls were caught green handed, with some magic brownies. Now the whole school knows and the evidence continues to unfold!!

Ups and Downs

Highlight Reel of my Day!

Sitting with two very funny people in Driver's Ed and having a good time.
My biggest mistake was bringing in a cup with a lid and a straw. I have an obsession with chewing on plastic straws apparently. Well, my friends turned what would of been three of the most painful hours in the history of the universe into somewhat of a decent time.  BUUUT that doesn't mean I don't dread Wednesday nights class with an ever fiery passion. I mean, it might be fun if there was some sort of activities for us to do but no. Who every made up the class schedule had the creativity of a snail. I about die before I enter the class room. The funnest part about DE, is watching all of the fake people get run over in the little movies we are forced to watch. Seriously, its so hard trying to keep a straight face while watching the epitome of corniness annnd not cheer on the cars at the same time. ;) PEDESTRIAN 10 POINTS!!!!

Vlogging like an OG

Extra, Extra!

About to upload a video report :) I hope you guys enjoy it. I know I did making it. Much Peace and Loves <3

Once upon a time..... A poetic story

Once upon a time there was a little girl who loved the world. Fell in love with everything, and she'd always get cast aside for bigger and better things. Until one day, that love for the world turned into hatred. She coulda been a princess, you woulda been her king. Took her throne with one heartbreak too many.  She'll never see the sky again like you do now. The sun wont stop shining, the grass wont stop growing. Days and nights go on in a perpetual cycle. Nothings changed, but everything has.  Snapped her crown with a twist of her soul. Now the princess has left her kingdom and what was once paradise, all is lost. Touch the ground, feel her heartbreak.

haha rotfl

Sorry I Judge

Anyone wanna get deliciously downright  mean and nasty? ;) Yeah....thought so.

Jesus, there's this one skitchy (skanky b*tch) poser that I know andddd I cannot stand her. She's the type of girl that will screw your boyfriend and then ask to be your best friend afterwards. I've never let her do this to me, but she's ran her way over my friends like the slutty 18-wheeler that she is.  FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. Thats what you see when you look at her and what you hear when you actually have to be close enough to here the cretin talk.  -Quote after just slutting it around the high school---  "OMG, I'm sooooo in love with Jesus. It's like ridiculous!"--- well saying fake sh*t like will get you punched by one of the many that hate you. Dude, I'm not even mad at this person right now. This is just how I feel about her all the time!  Soooo the skitch should tuck her boobs back in her shirt and go preach to someone who obviously doesn't know who the h*ll she is or is just as bad as she is. I have a feeling someones picture might get defaced in my yearbook again this year :)

RPattz Update

The Trailer for Robert Pattinsons, Bel Ami, is up on IMDB. Looking sharp, and sexy as ever, this looks like a movie Ill be running to the theatre for. Yummmm <3

Five Places I'd Kill to Be

1. Pandora. From Avatar.
2. Hogwarts. Duh.
3. Volterra, Italy. As part of the Volturi Guard.
4. The Grid. From Tron, the new one, its way cooler.
5. Alicante, Idris. It would be pretty bad a** to be a Shadowhunter.

10 Reasons Why I'm a Terrible Girlfriend

10. I get bored easily. If you don't keep me entertained I WILL forget about you. Guaranteed.

9. Reasons I've broken up with guys: looks, illnesses, clingyness, and the 'upgrade' option.

8. If theres a cute boy flirting with me I WILL flirt back. Its uncontrollable.

7. I can be kind of a b*tch. Especially if you dont do what I say. :)

6. I give in to peer pressure like no other.

5. I have expensive taste.

4. I'm a terrible FLIRT. Cant control the urge ;).

3. I will upgrade. If you're bein' a jerk 'SIONARA' bung hole.

2. I get revenge X10. You dont wanna get on my bad side.

1. And again, I might simply forget about you and not talk to you at all. Haha :)

But if your cute, funny, and smart, I can be the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet ;)

- Dirty Dolla knows whats up ;)

Out of Reach

Have you ever wanted something you cant have? A guy for instance... If I meet one thats really hot and extremely nice, they usually bat for the other team.  Dont get me wrong, im totally pro-choice (on everything except abortion), i just think that all the other guys need to remove head from sphincter, then talk to girls. Can't a girl try? ;)

Hunger Games knocked outta place by a Tyler Perry look alike? WTF?

<p>Supposedly instead of earning the top title this week, the blockbuster "Hunger Games" was knocked to second place by none other than Tim Storys dramedy "Think Like a Man". Has anyone ever heard of this? Im like what the heckles is this!?!? Hunger Games=TOP DOG

To All Oakland High Schoolers!

I just wanted to dump this out on you guys, two of my good friends our running for student council! Anddd it would be really chill if you could show your support to them by voting. BETH PATT is running for Assistant Activities Coordinator and AUSTIN NIX is also in the running for something (sorry I can't remember what guys).  They are two of the awesomest people and I think they'd bring some awesome shizznat to OHS. We the Oakers would be lucky to have them them leading us. Homecoming would be made rediculously awesome if Beth and Nix got their say in it. Not dissing anyone else whose running, but Beth and Nix have my full support. :) much lovesss - DirtyDolla

GOOOOOOO BETH PATT AND AUSTIN NIX

PS. my other home cat Eriann Lanning is considering running for secretary!!! Yay! Vote for her too, dolls :) Oaklands gonna have an invasion of awesomness!

LOLs of the Day

Erratic and Crazzzy

Greetings Earthlings, I'm finally back at my computer. Do you know how long it takes to type a blog post from a cell phone???? Rediiiiccculous.
This morning I had my second round of BTW (behind the wheel, not by the way) for my drivers ed. My driving partner is one of my friends, Aysha Leatherwood. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but she is one of the worst drivers I've ever rode with (except for that one crazy night..... haha memories... any way...).  We are driving through the side streets of Sutherlin, narrowly avoiding the parked cars and ping-ponging from curb to curb. Jesus, when she didn't run the stop signs, my teeth were slammin in to the head rest in front of me.  Something to take from this experience: pop a xanex before getting in the car with Aysha and enjoy the roller coaster.

Chewed Up

Oh my god. So mad right now, bro. So I wake up you know (on my grandparents exceedingly uncomfortable couch that I had too fight three dogs to get) and I'm surprisingly in a good mood waking up. Then things got a little sketchy, I couldn't find my socks that i had set up on the little night stand table thingy. Sketchy turned to panic. I love my aeropostale socks. Someone wanted to die. Then here comes one of the mutts with my sock in his mouth. I reach for it hoping it is left unscathed.  Nope. That little doodoo head had it slobbery and ripped right in half. :/ its beyond help.

Fried beyond recognition.

<p>&lt;p&gt;Going to dinner with grandparents is always an entertaining feat. Two blind people and one pair equals twenty minutes to read the menu plus another ten because I have to explain what each dish is. Then theres the round of "Does this sound good?" And "Have you ever had this?". You gotta love old people. Then the waitress arrived. Oh my god, you thought the first part was bad. In a nearly empty dining room it took her 30 minutes to finally swing by and give us our lukewarm water and take our order. At my request for a coke (i didnt think it was weird) she responded with rolling eyes and sourly added "that'll take a while, i have to get it from the bar." This lady must be some kinda stupid. We start our order, two fish&chips and a prime rib sandwich. Awhile later she finnnnally brings our salads, ranch either really bitter or really rotten. Then the main course arrives, looking promising at first glance. Then we discovered that at this particular restaurant a prime rib sandwich meant a slab of fat on a piece of toast and french fries weren't considered done until they were completely fried to nothing but a crispy shell. After finishing our three bites of slimy fish nuggets, we were ready to leave. We put our thirty-five dollar gift certificate along with a twenty dollar bill (was not worth even the twenty) and waited for the old bat to come and get it.  That didnt work either. We had to bring it to her. It was the most awkward meal i have ever eaten. Next time I'll opt for Crapplebees.

Then they come....

<p>My neighbors house is like fu**in beverly hills chihuahua. They open up the doors to that joint and they come runnin in a giant wave. Ankle biters. I would like them if they werent so annoying and skiddish.

Prom to Pregs

Just wanted to tell everyone who is going to prom tonight to have a good one! Have fun! --------> and to all of us non prom goers, lets bet on who gets knocked up this weekend ;) haha bitttches. -----To my friends, WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT.

Snoopers never find anything good...

You can always tell when your mom has been looking through your stuff, every things put in the right place. I just found a prime example of such treachery. I'm about to apply makeup and i notice that all my makeup is in my bag (red flag #1, its usually spread out in a three foot radius from my sink) but i consider that maybe i threw it all in there in haste without remembering. I carry on unloading my cosmetic bag without thinking about it, when BINGO, my eyeshadow brush is in my eyeshadow case. It had been moved, how do I know you might ask? Im the worst offender when it comes to loosing those damn things and I NEVER ever am capable of putting them back. So my theory is either an assassin was hired to look at my every day utensils orrrrr (god forbid) my mom needed some makeup and forgot to ask. Lesson: Dirty Dolla always knows whats up.

Down and Out

<p>I'm in a very sketchy predicament. I hate letting my friends down, they mean the world to me. IF you're reading this doll's, i will make it up to you guys!!! I pinky swear! Much love- Dirty Dolla

It's Friday, Friday!!

420!

Four-twenty isn't just a day where everyone lights up a doobie, it's the one year anniversary of my first (and only so far) suspension.
Exactly a year ago today I was sitting in art class around this time of morning, just minding my own bees wax, when the subject of OAKS testing came around.  I was one of the only people to have exceeded the math OAKS first try so I never had to take them again. We were talking about test scores and painting some pottery when the sh*t hit the fan.  The other freshman girls and I were in a friendly argument about the testing, when this psycho junior bi**h (let's call her Bertha) got in on the argument and turned everything sour.  I mean this chick had been bullying me for a while now and she sat there on her chair like it was a thrown in the back of the room with that ugly excuse of a frown on her face (I'm a happy person, I like happy people). Bertha said that I was wrong (which I wasn't, I asked the teachers later) and proceeded to turn to her friend and call me stupid. My face was a flame with anger, almost to the breaking point of tears. How could I let this wretched girl ruin my freshman year and still have to put up with her BS next year?  I was so mad I forced my self to walk across the room and confront her and her evil ways. My exact words were "Will you just please stop?". She looked up on me with a smirk and said "No, I'll never stop. You can't tell me what to do."
With that I moved a step or two closer, to her side of the table.  Frustration and defiance rose up inside of me in a swift wave, and that is when I punched her in the face.  I don't remember much after that except her flailing her arms around my head and crawling away as I chased her down still striking.  Bertha's little friend and one of my friends grabbed me and made me calm down.  With a small stream of blood running down her cheek Bertha was sent to the office. I followed shortly after.
For a few weeks after it was the talk of the school. Of corse I got my fair share of threats from Bertha but none of them were true. I think standing up for my self really scared her and now she knows we aren't all afraid of her.  I have no beef with her, it's been cooked.

Word of the Day

Earboob

When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob. 1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob. 2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

Francis Lawrence

Recently there has been uproar over the direction of "Catching Fire" the sequel to "Hunger Games".  With Gary Ross bowing out of the franchise, Lionsgate began to search for someone to fill the empty chair.  And then finally it was narrowed down to two choices, Francis Lawrence and the "Moneyball" director, Bennett Miller.  Some credits to Lawrence (no relation to Jennifer) being "Water for Elephants" and "I am Legend". Both directors were tied to other projects but Lawrence was finally asked to be director. No word on the confirmation, but the odds are ever in his favor.

America's Next Top Model News

Nigel Barker,  Miss Jay,  Jay Alexander

As a person who has watched a couple cycles of ANTM, hearing that

Tyra Banks

Miss Jay, Jay Alexander, and Nigel Barker got axed came as a huge surprise.  Who does that leave running the show? Just Tyra until she can round up a few 'fahionistas' to help her out (and possibly bump up the ratings).  The official word was that they left peacefully, but I'm thinking there has to be way more to the story than just that. Sounds kinda fishy to me.  Miss Jay was the reason I watched the show. He (she?) held the audiences attention with just his personality.  The ANTM family dynamic has changed and will it ever be the same, or will the franchise just get bigger? Thooughts Pleeeease?

Kitty kat

Stevie got thirsty! Haha

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.

Every town has one, whether they lie to get out of trouble, just to cause trouble for others, or to make themselves appeal to others (even if we see beyond their tall tales in the first place).  Unfortunately, where I live, we have one or more of each.  Compulsive or manipulative, which ever it is it's freakin' annoying.
You know when you are stepping over the line when you have to make up rumors about yourself to get people to like you.  Listen here buddy, we might be nice to your face but really as soon as you walk away, you should know you have at least twenty of the meanest insults slammed into you.

I mean, we get how sucky it is to have no friends but if you stopped using people and lying your way in and out of things you might have some annnnnnnnnd  (SPOILER ALERT) they won't want you to get hit by a bus. You're Welcome ;)

Had to have a Sadie moment.

Has any one besides me ever done this and pretended to be an alien or a frog? haha

Using and Abusing

Apparently girls are like new cell phones,  the more you use them the less you care if they get hurt.-
My own words :)

Jeeezze Louise!!

This little spit fire of a blog has adopted a lot of controversy just on its short run ;) more fuel to the fire.  Keep expecting more juice from DirtyDolla.-
;)

meee

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bag1gUxuU0g&ob=av2n

Dreams

"Dreams are todays answers for tomorrows questions."-  Edgar Cayse
Beautiful Quote :)

This is a little clip of my time by myself.  Video blogging is about to happen reallll quick ;)

Colton Dixon Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRuIFr5kmU

American Idol Shocker

As many of you probably know, I am an avid Phillip Phillips fan. Therefore I must watch American Idol. And HOW is a blog a blog unless it says something about reality TV ;)... So tonight we DVRed the results show because we thought all of the people we like would've been fine.  There is still a lot of dead expendable people on the show. So we are watching and with ten minutes of the show left, the bottom three is down to Elise Testone, Hollie Cavanagh, and (shocker) Colton Dixon. Colton with his brooding facial expressions, skinny jeans, and punk rocker-eeness was surly a fan favorite (or so it appeared to be). After a few minutes of useless words from Seacrest, it was announced that Elise was safe. The person going home was either Hollie or Colton. To me it was a NO-BRAINER, Hollie while being a very good vocalist, her performances have been all over the place and Colton was always such a crowd pleaser.  For about four seconds I was absolutely sure Colton was safe. Then he wasn't.  Colton left the competition prematurely and this one show had me in tears. Weeks and weeks of seeing him perform and then watching his dreams fall flat.  Horrible.  Phillip could not even believe what was happening. One word for Colton Dixon, he better hurry up and bust out that album. I will be waiting to buy it.  If you haven't heard Colton or watched him perform, hit it up on Youtube :)

Extenzive Work

Funny Story of the Day:

The "Dirty" Culprit

Yesterday,  a group of us high schoolers were sitting in a big circle in the hall. A boy three people to my right, Andrew, whipped out a little bottle of what appeared at first to be some sort of energy supplement. In front of the group he gulped it down in two swigs. About to toss it in the trash, The boy sitting beside him asked if there was anymore left. To that Andrew replied "Yeah, Maybe. Try it".  Andrew tossed Tanner the small bottle.  Tanner unscrewed the top, with out looking at the outer label and sucked down the remaining drops of sickly sweet liquid.  Examining the the bottle afterwards, Tanner looked up. Mouth agape and eyes wide "EXTENZE!!! Male performance enhancement! Andrew, you retard!"  To that Andrew flailed about, reading the bottle while the rest of our group doubled over in hysterics. Andrew fled  the scene, headed towards the bathroom after just realizing he had drank a liquid form of viagra. Andrew showed up about fifteen minutes late to the next class and was effectively bombarded with erectile jokes of all kinds.  No one could seem to shut up about Mr. Hazvolds 'hard' tests and 'stiff' schedule.  Worst of all, we later found out that poor Andrew had unknowingly picked up the bottle from his couch and that it actually belonged to his mother. Talk about a MotherFu**ing C**kBlock. Of epic proportions.  Best memory so far of Sophomore year!

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Dirty Dolla Bill says Hello!

First post of the new blog, I might as well say hi!  This is Dirty Dolla Bill AKA Bree Callahan, or as my friends call me Double-D Bree (See what I did there? It's a play on my rap name and on my, well huh, you get the picture ;).  Actually no one calls me that, but it sounds pretty darn cool. Haha, maybe this will spark the flame for the fame of my new "name".)

The Origin of the Name

Shiny Coppa Penny herself

Goofing around, my friend Carolyn and I, gave ourselves rapper names.  Devices like Care Bear and BreeDog would not suffice for the awesomeness the two of us contain. We chose the monetary route, paying our respects to great 50 Cent (that one really hot black guy thats been shot to hell like six times). So the choices were eliminated down to Shiny Coppa Penny for Carolyn and Dirty Dolla Bill. Geniuses, you might ask? No, just really cool.