Preoccupado.

My fancy new camera has kept me away from blogging!Ugh. Who woulda thought?
My new Nikon completes me. I'm not sure how I'll be able to leave him at home during school. Ha! I dont have to! ;) I'm taking Xavier with me everywhere. School, work, hell I'll even sleep with him.

My keyboard is really starting to piss me off. It has a really low battery and keeps reminding me. gawwww Aint nobody got time for that!

Made my friend Alisha a cool new mix. Pretty awesome if I do say so myself.

Took a realllllly long shower. Feelin Fressh :)

Made a bucket list.

Over half way through The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.
The second one is wayyyyy better than the first. If you're planning on reading them try to remember that and keep it in mind that somewhere they actually do have to fall in love. It's not a completely mindless porno book. I was utterly disgusted reading parts of the first one but then you hit part deuce and it's all awwws and ahhhhwwws from then on out :)

Still annoying and jumpin' on my S.

To those lil b*tches who think my blog name is stupid, you aren't cool enough to even know what it means. My name i DDBree. Double-D Bree or Dirty Dolla Bill. So yeah, you are pretty much the lowest form of skitch in Lincoln, mind ur Beez or I'll kick ur 808's.
While you're attit, why don't you just stop readin' my shizznat if you're so hater about it.  Maybe I should put an age restriction on it to keep out the lil pestie-bugs. Cuz they just tryna start S. My little bro must be friends with a hoe-lotta dumb whores. ;)

Had a sick Christmas b*tches!

My spoiled a** (refer to previous post), got a really amazing camera this Christmas. Among a whole buncha other shizz.

Lets Make a List:

• Nikon D5100 with a fancy Nikkor lens- His name is Xavier
• 2 Underarmour Sweatshirts
• A Ducks hat, Browning hat, and a fuzzy red hat.
• Pitch Perfect
• Ducks Tumbler
• Pink Scarf and a Blue and Brown Scarf
• Stuffed Pug :.(
• Digital Photo Frame
• Fleece Pullover and Vest
• Sweater
• Underwear
• $100 Buckle Gift Card
• A Purse
• A Wallet
• Smell Goodies for my Car
• Pajama Shirt
• Ducks Car Sticker
• Hair Brush Set
• Spinbrush Tooth brush
• iHome
• Nikon Camera Case



My Favorite Picture From Xavier

• I know I'm missing something........

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind... Up in here.

A couple days ago  I posted on Facebook that my brother treats my iPad like crap. Well that's the truth. And only the truth.

Then, I hear that two little middle school whores went about calling me a spoiled brat and all that S. What the hell? I don't even know you little bitches. And what those little whores were doing was trying to "defend" my brother. Well get this my brother is a f*cking a**hole. He treats my whole family like shit and gets whatever the hell he wants. My grandma waits hand and foot on that little prick and he demands my parents buy him shit all the time. So next time you little bitches wanna call me a spoiled brat, say that shit to my face and I will inform you: I have a job, all of my "spoils" were either birthday or Christmas, I have a computer, ipod, and a phone, I bet you sluts have all those too, and finally it's none of your f*cking business. I'm nice to you so you should just STFU about me, cuz I bet you are just jealous. 

Slowed Down and Cut Off.

I am starting to get uber frustrated like yesterday. Nothing seems to be working for me these days.
First, I go to sync my ipod to find that is completely full with gun apps that my brother has bogged it down with and to top it off, it is running at turtle speed due to everything he's done to it.
Now our internet is slowing down. I hate that Century link only offers 12 mpbs. It's a complete waste of my time waiting for it. I would rather have dial up. GAAAAWW...
The only good part of my day is that my mom bought me some organic greek yogurt. <3 Yummo.
I think I might just have to wring my brothers neck the next time I see him for ruining my baby. How am I going to do my portfolio nowwww???

Shower Me Blue

Tonight's like my first night off work in what feels like a decade and I wanted to spend it taking a nice long evening shower rather. Like a shower that can't be done in ten minutes in the AM.
So as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear my brothers shower turn on. Grrrrrrr. Whatever, that little pr*ck better not make me run outta hot water.
My shower is to the nines. I believe that with the recent snowfall, my internal body temp also was on the decline because every steamy drop of water felt like piercing bubbles of warmth on my skin.
I took my time, lathered up my hair in Clear Total Care and my body in Love Spell Shower Gel and shaved the legs, then I brushed conditioner through my hair. At that moment I started to lose the heat. It was slowly fading from my grasp as I put on my in shower body lotion. I brushed through my hair once more as I turned the water off.
Atleast thirty minutes had elapsed with my time in the shower and my brother was still not out. He was in five minutes before me and out ten after me. I don't even want to think about what he does in there. All I know is, he's taking up my hot water and it's royally pissing me off.

We're Like Diamonds In The Sky

Hello, this is the DirtyDolla and if you don't already know what I look like, I've decided to post a picture.

IN NEED.

Will someone please remind me why I got outta the loop on Pretty Little Liars? Cuz I got no clue....
Cereal-ously,  that show is like the best show ever (besides Awkward. of course) and I am missin' out.  I have to say reading a Proscriptive Relationship on wattpad is the source of my longing.
Proscriptive is about a girl who meets a guy then finds out he's the new biology teacher after falling in love with him. (I'm beginning to see a pattern) and my fave couple on PLL is a thousand percent, Aria and Ezria.

So now I'm on the Ezria Wiki page catching up on A+E's relationship and I'm feeling all mooey-gooey totes in love. I am in serious need of netflix right now. UGGGGHHHHHH....

LULZTRUCK Bomb.

Hey! Yo! Ya YOU!

Hey Dollz, It would be totes beyond Amazeballs if you would enter your email address in the field above to receive email notifications on the days I decide to update my blogg :)
Cuzzz, you might be mentioned ;)

Random Picture of Lana Del Rey because I have a Fem bone for her..

Annnnd If you are certified Blogger account holder, it would be fantabulous if you also "Joined This Site" at the bottom of the page. Just sayinnnn. Cuz so far, I have inspired three other peeps I know to start a lil blog of their own annnnnd if you join mine, I'll join yours dude. I'm awesome that way.

It's been a long day...

The usual evening shift at Abby's starts at five, but today I was scheduled for four. That's not a problem for me because I absolutely love my job. But the extra hour into your day really weighs on you after a bit. Especially when it's like there's a full moon out. All of the crazies and what not.

The perks of my day:

• Abby's got new sandwich breads. (Yes! Fisting the air.)
• More hours. 
• The really funny people I work with.

Downfall:

• I smell majorly like pizza. (Eww.)

RAWWWRR!!

It's too early on a weekend to function. I feel cheated if I get woken up at least before ten. Really, mom? 9:15? You suck. So here's a picture of glitter to make your day sparkly!

Fiesta Bowl here we com!!

Über excited for the Duck's upcoming bowl game!!!

We run this town tonight?

Crazy, Creepy, Similar Blog.
I am absolutely dying right now... Mystery blogger posted again upon my request. And the ongoing story still feels awkwardly familiar as to how it could indeed happen at OHS. My OHS. I'm beginning to think that maybe MysteryBlogger, Ursala, is alot more central to these stories than I initially thought. I reallllly wanna hear more dirt about the unidentifiables in her recollection of events.
Who knows what's gonna come up next? Lies, deceit, infidelity?

Fifty Shades of Awkward...

Ok, as a beloved Twilight fan and an avid reader of all that is mooshy gooshy, everyone and their dog has recommended Fifty Shades of Grey to me. Well I just want you to know that you guys are a bunch of sick f*cks.
Not even to chapter like five and the guy is taking her virginity. Well, that escalated quickly. And right after they do it, she jumps right back on the horse for round two. Nobody does that; it's just nasty.
And to top it all off, I don't see what's so attractive about torture porn. The "Red Room of Pain" just sounds like a bad time, bro. Ya know I can take my fair share of gross ( I did read Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) and this even made my stomach churn in disgust. Who woulda thought someone being raped would be easier to read than some sick, sadistic, trial of BDSM? I could probably take it all if there was a touch more of a realistic plot but no. It's a multi-billionaire who is like twenty-something (ya right) who falls in love with a poor college student.

Maybe if I continue reading into it a little more, I'll have a change of heart, but thats alot of McNasty to pin on somebody in the beginning of a story.

Who is Ursala Andress?

OKie Doke, last night there was a comment on my blog and I decided to check out the commentator by going to her page. I was expecting a blog similar to mine but not that similar. Her blog is "The Happenings at OHS." Is it about my OHS? and if so who is she referring to as Sporty Slut and Hillbilly B*tch? This story sounds eerily familiar yet I can not place the characters. I'm really dying to know who Ursala is... Kinda mysterious. If you are reading this, Ursala, you should continue posting on your blog and I'll share your link for more reads.

HO-F*cking-HO

Ya know, I haven't updated my blog recently because my life has been relatively boring and the only drama I've had to deal with is within my family (which is incredibly annoying and exasperating to talk about if you know my ridiculous parents). Now that the school year has progressed that has begun to change.
My life is like an episode of Awkward. except my Matty McKibben doesn't exactly falls head over heels in love with me. He does the whole secret flirtationship thing pretty well but that ended after a brief stint with in the closet and me going mediocre-publicity about the whole ordeal. And now he is acting as if I don't exist. Awesome. Great. Fan-f*uckin-tastic.
In real life there is no such thing as a real Matty. All we have is the Douche-Bag McKibbens. The guys that get all celebutarded due to the fact that they are hot and on Varsity every-f*ckin'-thing. Well get this pal, you might think you're hot shit now but wait until you're out of high school and trying to actually get a job. "Swag doesn't pay the bills." But selling crack probably does.

End of my post-apocalypto rant. Now on to bigger and brighter things, such as my hilarious facebook comment from the other day.
This girl that's kind of a notorious figure at my high school, posted a status that said: You put the F in fake.
So as the witty person that I am, I was the first to comment with: You put the AKE.
I thought it was pretty funny but apparently she did not. She immediately deleted the comment without even giving me a b*tchy reply. I was kinda let down. I can't even cause drama if I wanted too.
I really hope my main b*tch Karsten reads this, she's pretty much just as funny as I am.

If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.

Everyone says they hate drama, I among them, but I have learned how to pull things away from that. My writing. When my life was in a slump of get up, go to work, go back to sleep, I did not carry the animosity that I had had when I was writing my blog.
Well surprise!! Drama is back again and has popped the orb of sanity I was slowly growing over summer. I was being good for a little while, but then a sh*t storm of crap floated in my general direction recently.
OK, if there's one thing you should probably know about me is that I have a one of a kind defense mechanism. You piss me off or hurt me in anyway, I don't go cry about it. I spill the beans. Your beans.  It's word vomit. Hurt my feelings, I tarnish your reputation. Everyone pretty much knows all there is too know about me so what have I got to lose.
I hate being someone's secret, someone's lie and someone somebody thinks they can use. Try me. I bet you will not like the outcome.

School is in sesh!

I haven't posted in the last couple months because my internal monologue wasn't exactly thriving in my head. But now it's chomping at the bit. For some reason my head is talking more than my mouth recently. Maybe because I have a reason to keep a secret and my brain is just wanting to explode the words in writing.
My Summer ended on an uneventful note, got my nails done and went shopping (which reminds me how much a pain in  the a** it is to type with nails). My daily routine has been kinda busy of late, wake up, school, work, sleep, repeat. Not fun at all. But yay! I actually got to watch a whole entire movie last night. Well, my mom wouldn't stop bickering about how I needed to clean my room but hey, she doesn't have to go to school or work so she doesn't appreciate how nice it is too just sit down and be a fatty for an hour or two.
I can already tell that I am in a down hill slide for sweatshirts and slippers for the rest of the year. Just the third week in and I'm passing on my heels for my uggs. My feet hurt and I had a long, may I repeat, long weekend. Soon the ponytail will be up and the makeup will be minimal.
US History and Algebra 2 are my first two periods. Yuck. I feel like cutting my brain into chunks and eating it in history and in Algebra 2, I can't even tell you how much I hate math. We're supposed to do corrections on homework? F*** that.
The only good thing that comes from math class is who I take it with. K-Dog, CareBear, Mariah, Molly, That's you! LMAO errrryday!
But really I have to say the best part of my day is working. I work with some of the funniest people I have ever met in my life. It's a blast.
No doubt, the busiest year in my life.

Stalkers of the Related Variety.

Sorry for not updating the shiznat outta my blog dolls. I have been on the lookout of any one from my family stalking my blog, because you know if someone sees something they'll report it back to the dictators (being my two parents). Dealing with the house hold 5-0 is never pleasant. Laying low is how I've dealt with the situation at hand. I've been waiting until those couple of views from family are long gone before I decided to post again.

Anyways, besides that sketchy business, I've decided to bring another Dirty Top Ten to you guys :)

10) D$B got new hair!!! I went to the salon yesterday and got over a hundred dollars worth of stuff done to it. It looks a freaking mazing. I decided to get black underneath and a red and blonde weave on top. Lots of different colors and layers.

9) Got some kick a** locker decorations!!! This year my locker is going to be decked out with pink zebra print wall paper and a lil' mini lamp and matching accessories :) This year is gonna f***ing rock.

8) Ordered me some Awkward. T-shirts, like five of them. They are all awesome.

7) Dad bought us a side by side. It's a Can-Am Commander X. Pretty hot wheels if I do say so my self.

6) Registration is on freaking Monday, I still havent got a damn thing in the mail for it and here it is friday. The friday before registration. I bet a lot of people wont show up at all. The school needs to realize how slow our post office is at practically everything they do.

5) Teen Wolf freaking ended. What am I gonna do for the rest of my life? Well besides watch Awkward. The finale was pretty epic. I really hope next season focuses on more of Jackson and Lydia instead of freaking Allison and Scott. I hate them.

4) Over Attached Girlfriend is the funniest page on Facebook right now. It's a site ran by all these guys. They are hilarious and verrry attractive. check the page out :)

3)....

2).... Sorry I'm cheating.

1)  OMFG!!! Did anyone else watch the latest episode of Awkward?? I literally was crying of happiness!!! YAY Matty and Jenna!!

Little Poem

We were the white knights,
The princes of promise.
They gave us our trust,
We took care of their hearts,
Until, our hearts swept with desire,
Our swords came our of their sheaths,
Drawing back with the unknowing hands,
And pierced the objects of our protection.
The hearts of out princesses lay on the ground,
Broken and bleeding.
The Knights are dethroned,
Becoming eternal princes of the dark,
No princess can ever trust their heart to the princes of the night.
Only a true King can be have the honor,
Of taking care of a mending heart.
A King is a prince that stood his desire,
And carried the heart until his protection was unwanted.
Only the one's capable of feeling the pain,
Can heal the pain.

One Big Room

It's a new year!

With  September approaching I can not help but get excited for school, I know I'm a weirdo. But if you think about it, there is a lot of crap to get excited for.
Here's the bullet points:

• School Clothes Shopping: Buckle here I come! Gonna get me some Affliction and Rock Revival Jeans. Maybe a BA pair of Cowgirl boots too.
• Getting my hair done!! Gonna get bangs like Shailene Woodley and layers and lots of new colors. Oh and to top it off, this is gonna go down with my home gurrl Aysha! 
• School Supply Shopping: Gonna pimp out my locker this year like no other brother!!
• And with my new clothes and hair, I'm gonna look ah-mazing for my school picture!

My Coloring

My Layers

My Bangs

Suck it Haters! ;)

Just Because Everyone Needs to Watch

Douglas County

Yesterday, as I was cruisin' through the Roseburg supermarket I noticed this bedazzled wife-beater that said "Real Housewives of Douglas County" with three glasses of wine bedazzled underneath the fancy spancy lettering. I, being the smart ass that I am, shoved it to the back of the pile of tank-tops due to the false information that the shirt gave out. The "Real Housewives of Douglas County" are far better represented with bottles of Coors Light than glasses of chardonnay .

 Seriously, you should see half of the scum that inhibit the aisles of Sherm's. G-Ross. I was unaware that your PJ's and MooMoo's were proper shopping attire these days. Load up your seven kids in the back of your Bronco, go home, and put some clothes on. And pay for your frozen pizza and ice cream with something other than your food stamps.

Please&ThankYou :)

Hot and Not

As snotty little teenage girls, my friends and I used to put together these lists comprising of things that we considered 'hot' and 'not'. I think we actually copied this idea from Massie Block. If you have ever read the clique novels, you will know what I'm talking about.  So, I decided it would be kinda cool to make one now... about random a** sh*t.

Hot	Not
Movie Theater Mobbin’.	Hijackin’ Silver Wings
The New Galaxy S III	The iPhone. Screw the iPhone.
Dumb Things Lindsey Lohan says... example: wanting to remake Thelma and Louise with Jennifer Lawrence.. but add two guys to the mix...	Megan Fox’s big mouth and little thumb, babbling on the the press about how abused she was on the set of transformers.
Twitter... although hatchtags are for douche bags, twitter is the one place that parents have yet to invade.	Facebook. Okay, not gonna lie, I do wake up to it. But it is getting wayy out of hand. Way out of hand.
Christopher Nolan’s Batman Films	Anything else. I don’t care if it is taboo right now. Still awesome.
Awkward.	Glee. Too mainstream for my taste.
Beau Mirchoff <3	Brett Davern... ugh
Teen Wolf!! and some Tyler Hoechlin.	I'm way too out of the loop on PPL. But Ezra's still fine.
Summer reminds me of how much I miss winter.	Summer is going by way too fast. It's my second to last summer!!

How To: Get People To Like You

Okay, as a long time loser, then kinda sorta turned a little bit popular, I have some tricks up my sleeve as to getting 'in' with the cool kids. Follow the bulleted list and you might have a chance.

DO NOT do any of the following:

• Making friends with the IDGAF crowd. This is a major no-no. Most of them aren't very friendly people and won't except you anyways. There is a whole new rule book when you're approaching that unruly group.
• Pretend to be someone that isn't you. The act is noticeable and it WILL go wrong somewhere. Stick to yourself just an amplified version of yourself.
• Do not be shy. First dead giveaway that you are a Class A mega-loser.

The DO's:

• Be confident and kinda cocky but not annoying.
• Make funny jokes. Jokes are the way to a cool persons heart. They make you sound wittier than what you really are. Google that shit if you have too.
• Take an extra 45 minuted getting ready in the morning. Trust me, it's well worth it.
• If you are a girl: wear makeup. Not enough to look like an Oompa-Loompa but enough to hide your worst flaw an play up your best feature. Nobody likes looking at uglies in the morning.
• Be the shoulder to cry on and the advise giver but never let your guard down. The less they know about you the better. You do not want to give them ammunition against you. Letting them spill their beans to you is a sure fire way to gain their friendship. They know you know their secrets and they want to keep that shit on the DL.
• Pretend you have a life outside of their little group. Gives them a little mystery and makes them want to be your friend even more.
• Never lie about anything. It will just come back to bite you. Exaggerating is the way to go if you wanna fib.
• Go to all of the events (B-Day parties, sleepovers) but do not act like you are so grateful they  invited you. Be polite and happy but never clingy.

By doing this you might have a shot at making some friends out side of the band room.

Drunk Dialing

Well, you guys might remember a couple of entries ago there was a guy that was going out with one of my frenemies. Well he is not anymore. Ya wanna know how I know this? I got a phone call at three o'clock in the morning. Not really the best way to find out. Ha. He was plastered to the fourth degree and going off about how much of a bee-otch the other girl was. My reply was, if you thought that than why did you date her in the first place. You could say that I'm kinda sorta disappointed with the situation. I'm good enough to be the shoulder to cry on but not much else. They will probably get back together with in this week and the whole drunken condo between us long forgotten under the haze of a hangover.

Awkward.

Oh, Awkward, how you make me fall in love with you over and over again. In the new episode, everything hit me just right. Especially the part at the end when Sadie accused Matty of sabotaging Jake and Jenna's relationship and at first he said he wasn't then he turned around and gave a sneaky lil smile. Fireworks exploded in my heart <3. I also got a little teary when Lacey (Jenna's mom) told Jenna that her dad left and it wasn't for just a while. I am stoked for next weeks, cuzzz it's gonna be fantastic... Jenna's goin' to church camp!!

If you're not a pain in my a**, I'm sure I'll find where it's at.

Jesus criminy crickets, it seems like the days are too long yet the friggin' summer is goin' by way too dang fast. I'm going to be a JUNIOR, can you believe it? A junior? It seems like just yesterday I was trolling the swing area trying to get the pea gravel out of my light-up sketchers, about to go ape-shit on the slides if ya know what I mean.  It feels so recent in my memory that its even harder to believe that I'm almost done and on my own. UBER-freakin'-WEIRD. With the realization that half of my friends are now my 'frenemies', the approaching end doesn't seem so unbearable. It only seemed so when I thought people would actually miss me and that I would miss them. But I guess the old saying still applies, out of sight out of mind.

List of Things I'm Abso-Freakin'-Lutely Excited For

• College!! In Portland with all of the delectable weirdo's and freak's of nature. Maybe, just maybe I'll fit in.
• My birthday, hey I'm gonna be 17. If I was Laurie Strode Michael Myers would be coming after me this Halloween. And it is an eye opener to know that I'm the same age as Jenna Hamilton... Even older.
• Hawaii this Christmas, we leave December 21st so I'm praying to god that the Mayans are just plain retarded. And I getta see my Gran from NZ!!! :) 
• All the drama that entails with being an upperclassmen. Don't worry dolls, I'll share the dirty deetz ;)
• The last Twilight!!! It's gonna be so sad when it's over, Imma cry! :.(
• But with every end, comes a new beginning. Hunger Games sequel, Catching Fire, will hit with an even harder force than the first did.
• UHMMM News Flash!!! Magic Mike Part Deuce is in talks! ;) YUM<>

Hot and Bothered

Well I definitely know what I'm gonna be doing for my 21st birthday! Seeing some hot Xquisite action. After seeing the magic of Magic Mike, I am thirsty for the live show. MMHMM. Yummy is all I can say.

On another note, I'll give you guys a run down of the movie.  I might be kinda biased due to my affinity for eye candy. The movie starts with a little speech from Dallas (Matthew McConaughey) and then cuts to Mike's (Channing Tatum) bedroom where you get a lovely shot of his derriere. You learn that although Mike enjoys the 'company' of women, the stripper lifestyle, and the occasional drunken night, he is a pretty good guy. He is hardworking and actually pretty funny. Newcomer Adam (Alex Pettyfer) on the other hand, is all for the party hardy and quite cocky. The whole problem in the movie is that It is Mike's duty to protect Adam from the dark side of stripping and he screws up and Adam gets into some pretty bad shit. Along the way, Mike falls in love with Brooke (Cody Horn, well acted part), Adam's sister. Mike eventually learns that his life should not revolve around stripping and that he wants to follow his dreams of designing furniture and a relationship with Brooke. He drops out of the game and Adam is quick to fill his shoes.

I really enjoyed it, perfect amount of man thong. I would def see it again.

Going to see Magic Mike tonight!!!

Finally the wait is over, I get to see it. Magic Mike will be epic. I know it. I've been so busy with work and fambam stuff that I had to back burner my burning loins for Magic Mike. Too bad my mommy isn't going with me :/// I need a drool buddy but it looks like it's just gonna be me.

Surprise?

Oddly enough, the post that got me in some drama was not one about me ranting about skanks and posers. It was about a real life situation that was purely about me and not really involving anyone else. The article was just about how I have no confidence when it comes to boy. Not me dissing on someone hard core. All this really taught me is that I need a new group of people to hang out with. Less self absorbed-the whole world revolves around me and my small problems- people.

Problems, Yada Yada Yada

Considering I already feel horrible and that boating usually makes me feel icky, today is going to be a good day for boating. The cause of my icky-ness is directly related to the fact that my so called 'friends', might just be that, so called. Since they are obviously chomping at the bit for a reason to be mad at me maybe they aren't my friends. Dropping all communications and just assuming what I'm saying, kinda sends up a red flag notification of unfriending. The friendship train must only go one way in this town. I was under the impression that we were pretty tight but i guess not, she would rather trust the friend who put her down all year than the one who tried to make things better.  Forgetting material things like kindness must go away when you're looking for a reason to fight. Not gonna lie, I can be a total bitch when I get to arguing but that was when I had no idea who the f*** I was talking too.

Resolution: I'm done with other peoples problems. They always think your world must revolve around them after you try to help them.

Self Centered

Some people seem to have a problem with being self absorbed. Just because you read something that is somewhat similar to a situation you are in, does not necessarily mean that it's about you and your drama. Other peoples lives are for more complex than just revolving around you and your pity parade of drama. Since this is my blog, this is my pity parade of drama and I could give a crap less about your ups and downs. Well, I do care. But I can't stand people who think that everything is always about them, Cha Feel? (Yes, I just pulled a 21 Jump Street quote) And on another note, it is my business.

DirecTV Can Suck It

MutherF-ing DirecTV is making me miss my favorite show tomorrow because they are too lame to make a deal with ViaCom. Ya know they coulda asked all of the customers if they would rather pay more instead of just dropping the channels like that. Personally I do not think ViaCom is asking for too much. The last time they renewed the contract was seven years ago. Do you know how much everything has gone up in seven years?? A helluva lot. A thirty percent increase is nothing except rolling with the times. If they don't think that MTV and other networks belonging to ViaCom are worth it, they are not thinking clearly. Pretty much everything I watch was on those 26 channels. I blame DirecTV. All they did was give everyone a free half month of Encore. Yeah, a generic movie channel. They should of gave everyone all of the movie channels until the conflict was resolved. We are making the switch to Dish on Tuesday and we are gettin' the Hopper. Yeah buddy. I'm not gonna be able to stop quoting the commercial for weeks.

Haters Gonna Hate.. ;)

It's a getting  to up in here dollz. A post has sparked some drama with in the twittersphere. Anonymous comments ARE NOT a way to stand up for your self Which I don't even see the point of arguing... it's kind of a blog... for entertainment.... sorry I can not get over how easily offended some of these hoes are these days. I said in my bio: read it and weep, with a warning about no filters. Don't get butthurt if you don't know how to read, there's a place for that. It's called kindergarten, check that sh*t out. With the emotional tolerance of a fly you should also check out a therapy seshh too. Nobody likes a sulker.

Photography

D$B writing on a wallet

Burning On a Rolling Tire

Sun and Tea

Summer Blisss

GEE-Orgy

Chasing Arrows

Snowing Desert

Japan in Portland

Concert of Epic-Ness

Haha... No Comment

Stevie and Jeremiah

Best Drink on the Planet

Concussed and Confirmed

OK, so anyone who knows me, knows that I am unable to walk across a flat surface without tripping. Well apparently vacuuming puts up a whole other problem.
So I was just a vacuuming' away in the party room at the pizzeria. My head was tilted looking at the ground ahead of me when my forehead collided with the force of Goliath into this block of wood on the wall (no idea what is decorative about a block of wood). The impact is not what hurt, I was doubled over due to laughter. My insanity levels were at an all time high as was my embarrassment. Atleast half of the people had seen my mishap and they were quick to spread the word. With eyes filled with tears (of laughter due to my stupidity), I took the walk of shame back to my position at the cash register. My head began throbbing as my laughter died down and everyone else's started. I haven't had a seizure or blacked out so I must not be in immediate danger.

Hypocrite to the fourth degree.

Poser: noun/ def: Someone who is hypocritical in anyway, pretends to be better than other people. Straight up fake nasty HOES.
Please excuse my french, but nobody likes nasty skanks who think they own the school. Your fantasy of popularity is just that, a fantasy. No good guy would touch you with a ten foot pole. But I bet you reel in the Douche Bags like no other brother. All of your 'Friends' can't stand to be around you, that's why you are never invited to parties. They all not-so-secretly hate your fugly guts and would not mind seeing them smeared along side the highway. If there was a drug to make people nicer, I would deal it to you.

Country Music That Kicks A**

I know that country music has become the loser factor of the industry and that means if you are cool, you are obligated to hate country. Not necessarily true.
 There is nothing like blaring the Jason Aldean on a hot July saturday night, it sure does make ya wanna bump and grind your uglies about the trailer park. "She's Country",  "Hicktown", "My Kinda Party" are may absolut fave's by Jason.  MMMMhmm, I'm rocking them holey jeans. And I wanna chill with some Skynard and some old Hank. If you wanna drink, baby just do your thing.

List of A-mazing country songs.

Yumazing, Luke Bryan

• Those listed above of course.
• Country Girl Shake it for Me by Luke Bryan
• Drink in My Hand by Eric Church
• Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert
• Rodeo by Garth Brooks
• Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr.
• Add some Nickleback to the mix and you are set to party hardy.

And if you are still not agreeing then I'll force feed you this good music til you are hooked.  It's the original Party Rocking.

Jason Aldean

Dazed and Confused

My absence is inexcusable but these last two days have majorly sucked a**. I won't go into details as to why, not that I don't trust my normal readers, it's the snoops I'm trying to avoid.
Thursday was probably the worst. After a horrible day I came home and thought that the new episode of Awkward could take me away. Unfortunately it did not. Something needs to happen between Jenna and Matty pronto or my patience is going to be up. And is any body else weirded out by the fact that whatever wait Sadie lost, Jenna gained? I know the show is kinda about your self image but if I had my own TV show I would try to lose weight, not pack it on. I still hope this season picks up because I love the show so much.

On another note, I now can completely sympathize with Jenna about being Anne Franked by a guy you really like. Thats kinda why my fifth of July was so majorly horrible.

You are your own movie...

It's three AM I must be lonely

Do you ever have those moments where you're just chillin' and a song comes on that makes you think? For me that just happened and the song was 'If you're gone' by Matchbox Twenty (gawwwd I love Rob Thomas). I gazed out the window and reflected upon my life. Dagnabbit, I felt as if I was in a movie.

Teen Wolf Epi. Frenemies

Spoiler: More babbling about Teen Wolf and cute guys ahead ;)

After watching the new episode of Teen Wolf last night I was aware of two things, one being that there was so not enough Derek in that epi and two Jackson needs to stop being such an A-Hole.

You find out in 'Frenemies' that the Kanima has a master and that means that Jackson is being controlled by someone, we will call him the unknown stranger. I do believe that the unknown stranger is none other than Gerard (Allison's grandpa). Just the way that the Kanima didn't even attack him kinda gave me the clue.

Teen Wolf is one of my favorite shows, but I can say I definitely miss my  Awkward. :(

What Happens When You Google Random Words

Here's some pics that came up when I image searched some random words.

Monkey Dog:

Robot Farts:

Hungry Ant Bunny:

Bad Weiner Rocket:

Difficulties of Exporting

So, recently my blog has been pretty popular so I was thinking of exporting it to tumblr to spread the joy. It just so happens that its exceedingly tedious to import my blog onto tumblr, almost impossible. The format of tumblr has much more restrictions than blogger does and you are limited in your layout and graphic creativity. Not I forget to mention, tumblr for some unknown reason cannot remember my email address. Anyway, tumblr sucks. Boo. very disappointed.

ZakTrappTV

Oh my gawd!! After a recommendation from a couple of my friends, I headed on over to YouTube and  watched a couple of ZakTrappTV videos. Let's just say I subscribed. They were funny as hecklesMcGee and I'd prefer to watch them over mainstream comedians. Well they do tell us to buy local... I guess this counts. Anyways... Uber funny videos and a pretty cute guy making them, not gonna lie. Some of the videos feature chat roulette pranks, an alternative to your phone case, and a helpful How to Guide on what to do when you run out of TP.  I found them all very hilarious check it out :)ZakTrappTV Channel

Yes, we get it.

White Trash Chic

Yes, if you talk about how "Your grandaddy has kick a** bonfires and all you do is go huntin' and fishin'." we all know you consider your self a bada** hillbilly muthaf*cker. (or at least you are trying to be). Sorry to break it to you but it's class A annoying when all you do is post about how you loooovvve country music and four wheelers. Looking like white tray isn't classy these days, you might wanna rethink the bandana top and walmart special boots. Sorry, you might actually have to shop at a store that doesn't end with Mart to get the attention you're looking for babe. You're Welcome ;) - My Sadie Moment of the Week

The Situation of Being a Good Friend

Shocking Revelation: Honesty might just be the best policy.
The Story:  A few months ago (like in May) I was crushing hard on one of my better guy friends(I had previously had a relationship with him a couple of years ago), but the fear of rejection stood in my way of revealing my feelings. Feeling out of his league, I sat my self down on the bench of cowardice where I was able to admire from a distance. I made the mistake of biding my time until someone else came along with a bigger pair of balls than I. That person just so happened to be one of my best friends (no one from my school). Being the amazing friend that I am, I took a step aside and told her I was cool with it. Truth was, I was anything but cool with it. And satirically enough I was the person she came to for advice on the flirtationship that arose from the two. Call me Oprah. While I am texting my mom and the occasional loser that tries to hangout with me -(in this sentence I am talking about the guys I talk to, not my friend)-, she is talking to that guy. That guy who is sweet, that guy who is caring, that guy who I f-ing liked first.
I guess my predicament is no ones fault except my own, if I had not been such a p*ssy maybe things would've worked out differently. Being a slave to my own internal devices was a mega problem. I need to bust free of the hold my fear of rejection places on me and actually take a chance with life.

PS_This has nothing to do with any of my 'friends' at my school, and by the way If you would assume I was hating on you before asking me about it than you obviously weren't much of a friend in the first place. And thanks for the unnecessary drama, you made me lose two friends but gain about two hundred page views,

Extra!! Extra!!!

Sorry Dollz, I forgot to mention the latest Hollywood updates!!! TomKat is no longer!! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Annd Adele is eating for two. She has a bun in the oven with her long time boyfriend. :) Lots happening in Hollywood these days1

Alphebetical Truths

‎Alphabetical confessions in blog form? Why not.


[A]vailable: Always... Being single is apparently my curse.
[B]irthday: October 3rd, since 1995 :)
[C]rush: Beau Mirchoff, He's been burnin' my beans for awhile now.
[D]rink I last had: Pepsi (fountain, the best way to have it)
[E]asiest person to talk to: My self... what? I'm always around.
[F]avorite song: We Are Young by Fun.
[G]rade I hate the most: Fifth Grade. It was just awkward and I wore ugh boots with leggings. That should sum it up for you. Oh and those nifty pants that could zip off into capris or shorts. Yeah, I had two pairs...
[H]ometown: Roseburg, BumF*ckNowhere Oregon.
[I]'m in love with: Awkward.[J]ealous of: All those b*tches with boyfriends.
[K]illed someone: I wish.[L]ongest relationship: Brodie. Like ten months. In the eighth grade so I don't know if that even counts.
[M]eanest person in school: She graduated!! So I don't know now!
[N]umber of siblings: One. And that's one too many.
[O]ne wish: I could be Jenna Hamilton from Awkward. I would have cool parents and two adorable guys fawning over me.
[P]erson u last called gay: I can't remember because it was so long ago. I consider that really offensive now and know that it is a word that can hurt a lot of people. 
[Q]uestion your always asked: Do you act like this all the time?
[R]eason to smile: My own jokes. It's not my fault I'm F-ing hilarious.
[S]ong I sung last: Somebody That I Used To Know. Very poorly.
[T]ime I woke up: Like noon.
[U]nwanted by: Lots of people.
[V]ery best friend: Thats too hard. I have lots of friends.
[W]orst habit: Digitizing my every move ;)
[X]-ray last had for: Spine
[Y]our last time u cried: Watching Awkward. two days ago. The dpi where Jenna chose Jake :( Still gets me...
[Z]odiac sign: Libra

Top Ten of the Week

Just a fore warning, this Top Ten might be a little bias because of the affinity I'm having for Awkward. at the moment.

10) PedoPhiles of the Facebook variety:  My account on Facebook was set up so you could still message me without being my friend. That quickly changed once this creeper started messaging me a couple hours ago. But don't worry! PedoBear has been blocked and reported. It's a bit hard to pull off saying you are 17 with a profile pic that suggests otherwise (cough cough). Creepahh!

9) After starting my job, I have realized that I had not touched a variety of substances in my life, also realized I do not want to. Food feels disgusting when it's all mixed together in the bottom of a sink. It's like touching puke without the bodily fluids.

8) Big Feet=Big Problems:  Ranging from a 9.5- an 11 is great challenge nowadays because larger sized shows are harder to come by. Seriously Macy's, how much business do you think you are going to get only having up to size nine. I know at least a third of my friends have my size or larger feet.

7) Weather: I'm not gonna b*tch about Oregon's weather because thats what everyone else is doing right now (when have I ever gone with the crowd). I'm gonna take a moment out of my day and just be thankful it's not snowing. I'm down with the rainin. Just tired of the complainin. Get used to it. or get a poncho.

6) The Fourth: Fireworks and BBQ!! I think I might skip the whole rodeo situation this year. I've went the last two years and it was nothing but boy drama. Being tired of the losers and other cretins that roam the rodeo grounds, is probably a good thing for this girl. Hey, I enjoy being single. I'm waiting for my Matty.

5) Magnetic Nail Polish: Really Coool!!! It's this polish that you paint on and then hold this magnet over for ten seconds and it creates these really trippy waves of color.

4) This is where I would talk about how excited I am for Magic Mike. But I've been going off about it for the past year so I'm pretty sure everyone is already tired of my male stripper babble. But YUM.

3) Clear Hair Products: I can't stop smelling my hair. It smells beyond fantastic to the ninth degree. Really floral not too creamy like most shampee+conditioner sets are these days. and OMG the smell has lasted all day long.

2) Matty McKibben: Played by Beau Mirchoff, he is perfection in human form.  My favorite scene from him tonight was when he was asking for another chance with Jenna. I'm in love. His eyes show so much emotion, sometimes they are what does his acting for him. His smile has the ability to knock you off your feet. Amazing.

1) AWKWARD.  : Really? I bet you never would've guessed ;). I feel like I'm watching an episode of my life every time I watch the show.  Everything is just so real and the characters are three dimensional. The plot has substance. If I could be the one to hand out the Emmy's, Awkward would get like fifty-thousand of them. I'm obsessed and I know you are tired of hearing it but thats the way it is.

Rubbed Raw and Reeling

You may've noticed the title to this entry is the same title used in the pilot episode on Awkward. in Jenna's blog. There was a little thought put behind my title choice for tonight. The season premiere of the beloved show did just that, rubbed me raw and left me reeling.
Frustrated as I am, with Jenna's choice and the outcome of last seasons cliffhanger, I still love the show. What can I say? It cracked my hard candy shell and has me oozing with sticky sweet love.
Events you need to be aware of before watching this new epi:

• Jenna's mom wrote the carefrontation letter (or so we all think based on solid evidence) 
• She chose Jake over Matty at the formal. I'm gonna pulla Tamara and go ahead and Ugly Cry on this one. :.....(
• Outside of the show, Molly Tarlov (ArchNem Sadie) has lost the weight. Great. Now she'll probably just get worse.
• Lissa forgave Jenna and is now trying to be her friend.
• Matty is still irrevocably in love with Jenna. Still Ugly Crying!!! I Love You Matty!!!!

The Object of My Affection

SPOILER ALERT: DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON' WANNA KNOW THE DIRTY DEETS!!!

The pluses and the minuses of the episode, "Resolutions", is directly related to how you feel about the show. If you are Team Matty than you will be just as bummed after the show as I am. On the other hand, if blondie is more your style, than you are probably in love with the show right now.

What to look forward to:

• Jake finding out that Matty was the one to give Jenna the Hymen Hammer.
• Uh-Oh!!! The Sanctuary had a security camera up the whole time!! Lots of juice was caught on tape. ;) Maybe some Matty Jenna action too.
• Jenna going to Church camp!!! Haha OMG!!
• And hopefully Matty making an uber bold move to win back Jenna's heart. I'm thinking he should go Heath Ledger status from Ten Things I Hate About You. Marching band, PA system, corny love song, the whole shebang. 

As much as I hate the fact that Jenna chose Jake, I'm still waiting in anticipation for next weeks episode. I'm reeling for more of my Matty. There is no way around loving this show. Jenna is my inspiration to take control of my life and to do things the way I want them to be done. Be bold and make people look, not for the bad but show them that you can exceed their expectations while being who you are. She is the reason I am writing this now. I can't stress this enough!! If you haven't watched this show, head on one to MTV.com and catch an episode or two, you won't regret it, you will be hooked.

Lovely Midday Ramblings

Cold Showers in the Middle of Summer

The title to this entry is relevant in two ways.  It poured down like an SOB today in the middle of june, being one. And two, I just took a cold shower using my new shampoo and it really made me think. My shower tends to be the place where all life or death decisions seem to be made in case you were unaware.
After watching a double marathon of Awkward, my inner monologue started going insane with pervasive thoughts of the future.Where am I gonna be in five years? Who's gonna be with me when I'm there? Really deep stuff.
Since obvi my first choice would've either been me as a vampire (looking' hot) next to my vampire soul mate or married to a billionaire oil tycoon living somewhere in the caribbean. Neither of those choices is very realistic. That makes me sad that I have no idea what my future beholds but I guess thats the way its supposed to be.
If in five years I am in Portland finishing up my bachelors degree in Graphic Design with a small apartment above the city, then I will be incredibly happy :)

If you don't like help, don't ask for it.

Being a good friend is sometimes not what some people need.  I have this one friend who refuses to listen to the voice of reason and instead goes around doing the things that she says she doesn't want to be doing. As soon as she gets done partying or being with this guy, she feels like crap and comes balling to me, saying sh*t like how she doesn't have any good friends and doesn't want people to use her any more. Since I'm trying to be a good friend, I'll tell her that she's better than that and that she does have lots of good friends. Truth is I'm lying. It's nobody's fault but your own sweetheart. You cause all this drama and you decide to hang out with the losers who sleep with your boyfriend. Something does not add up. If you want YOUR life to change than YOU have to be the one to change it. Sorry but thats the truth. If you don't like it keep lying to yourself, it will just hurt you more.

The Summer Line Up- The Must Have's for your DVR

If you are one of those people who watch a lot of shows during the regular season for Prime time and you are bored out of your wits, not to fear, DirtyDolla is here.  Lots of great programs come on during the summer, you just have to know where to find them.

MTV: They bring us a majority of High School style entertainment throughout the hot three months. Usually one or two of every Variety.

Fantasy Pick: Teen Wolf.

Yummy Teen Wolf

   I am a huge fan of Teen Wolf for a variety of reasons. One being the story line, it's catchy and easy to get into. And two, the mega delish cast. Tyler Hoechlin (uber drool worthy) plays Derek, the BA alpha wolf. I'd join his pack any day. I would give it a four out of five.

Reality Show: Jersey Shore, Snooki and JWoww, and Teen Mom.
Jersey Shore: Unrealistic partying? If that and the drama floats your boat then more power to you.
3/5 stars.

Snooki and JWoww: With the spotlight on Snooks due to here baby drama, this might be the one to watch. Well maybe for the first two episodes. But sorry this doesn't out rank the Duo's original show.
3/5 stars.

Teen Mom: If you, like myself, enjoy laughing at incredibly stupid people for an hour a week OMG you need to watch this show. Only one of the Mom's is not class A stupid. The rest you want to hit in the head with an overly large skillet. Points for the entertainment but it doesn't really send out any type of positive message except: Don't get knocked up and look like these dumb hoes. But the message kinda gets washed away once you find out how much those girls make per episode. Ridiculous.
2/5 stars.

Jenna

RomComDram: Awkward.: The best show I have ever watched in the history of my life. I feel like the show is my life. You want to punch the main character in the face sometimes for the decisions she makes, but you know you would've done the same thing. The characters act like real people.  It's not a show that portrays the life of rich city kids. For me, the show was love at first sight and I will love it forever and I hope it stays on the air for years to come. If they cancel it my heart will break.
Perfect score: Five out of five stars!!!!

ABC Family: This is a confusing little network, the channel says family but the shows are for anything but.

Mystery:  Pretty Little Liars: The one good show on ABC Family. It is very mysterious and has lots of drama and cute boys, but if you miss a couple of episodes its hard to get back in the PPL groove.




Teen: Secret Life of an American Teenager: Sorry, but I don't know any American teenager who does all that stuff. This show is sooooo inappropriate, I could never watch it around adults without blushing.

Annoying Amy from Secret Life